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  1. #1326
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    Is not Tough, Boy or Shredder.

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

  2. #1327
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    Helmet is made from vegetables

  3. #1328
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    ^^ Date raped by Kermit the Frog

  4. #1329
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    ^^ Has been known to wear a Kermit costume while loitering at singles bars.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  5. #1330
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    ^^^is literally a 'goat sucker'

  6. #1331
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    ^^ is from Peru, Indiana.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  7. #1332
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    ^ fantasies of getting probed by alien(s).

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

  8. #1333
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    fantasies of being an alien probe

  9. #1334
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    Is an alien probe, 2 pronger

  10. #1335
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    ^^ Date raped by Kermit the Frog
    <beer shoots thru nose>
    Well played!

    Now back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans

  11. #1336
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    Quote Originally Posted by Endlessseason View Post
    I just realized I've never contributed anything goofy on a Friday. I believe it's about time to introduce the Powdermaggot's First Friday Thread Game!

    The point is to expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret.

    For example - let's say Xover had posted just before me... I could then expose for the first time the fact that he likes to use pink powder cords on deep pow days. Not that there's anything wrong with that.








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    "I never make mistakes. I thought I made one the other day but I was mistaken."
    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    <beer shoots thru nose>
    Well played!

    Now back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans

    ^^ Known rule breaker.

    (Wow, crazy that this thread has gone on for 14 years...)

  12. #1337
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    just got his Player’s Club card - is not a Gold Member
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  13. #1338
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    Can't fly, prefers being called Michael.

  14. #1339
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    Expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret...

    Fuck I hate being called Michael

    Fuck

    idahospud fucks baked potatoes with lots of sour cream
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  15. #1340
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    ^^^wants to be called Michelle
    And wear women’s clothing

  16. #1341
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    Love child of Ted Turner and Dr. Ruth.
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

    www.mymountaincoop.ca

    This is OUR mountain - come join us!

  17. #1342
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    Is really Tim from Lethbridge

  18. #1343
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    Is slated for the electric chair. For serial beastiality.
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

    www.mymountaincoop.ca

    This is OUR mountain - come join us!

  19. #1344
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    But, is still allowed to run for Congress in the State of California.

  20. #1345
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    Seriously, need I say more?

  21. #1346
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    Wears a gold color Members Only jacket every time he goes out on a hot date.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  22. #1347
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    Takes advice from nitwits on this forum.

  23. #1348
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    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  24. #1349
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    Has a strange fetish for pigs and potatoes.

  25. #1350
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    Talks about others fetish for figs and potatoes while he was getting excited about “figging” this weekend.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

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