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10-20-2005, 08:04 PM #1
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"I have to fuck him? On camera?"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...480469,00.html
Let's say you are an up and coming actor, and are offered a big role in a movie, but you have to have a sex scene with a famous actor (of the opposite sex).
Who is the worst of the major actors/actresses that you could imagine having a sex scene with? Spending hours having simulated sex in front of a camera?
I'd have to say Roseanne Barr, probably.::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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10-20-2005, 08:30 PM #2
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I am thinking that being a young hot actor/actress and having to act out a sex scene with someone considerably older who may not have aged well could be awkward. Not so much because of the age as much as the aging process of some of Hollywood's elder generations. Harvey Keitel was never the most attractive person to begin with and time has NOT been kind to him. That would be a true test of your artistic ability to fake getting it up for him and look like you are having a good time.
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"You look like you just got schnitzled..."
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10-20-2005, 08:48 PM #3
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Hmm... worse than Roseanne? Tough call. But I'm gonna have to say Betty White.
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10-20-2005, 10:21 PM #4
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Paul Giamatti - great actor, completely unsexy
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10-20-2005, 11:04 PM #5
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Surely it's the "girl" off the crying game. That's gotta take the cake. Or any of the cast of "the Biggest Loser".
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10-20-2005, 11:25 PM #6
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10-21-2005, 12:15 AM #7
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You DID NOT just dis the Wolf. Originally Posted by girlski0912
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10-21-2005, 08:22 AM #8
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Joan Rivers. There may be uglier (maybe not), but if she opens her big fucking mouth, I would shrivel immediately.
OTOH, I would really like to pork Carmen Electra
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10-21-2005, 08:27 AM #9
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Honorable mentions:
Cher...Way too much surgery
Glenn Close... Too much like mom
Shirley McLean...too political
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10-21-2005, 09:46 AM #10
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10-21-2005, 10:44 AM #11
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So you are saying that YOU would wanna fuck him????? I won't diss his acting, but there is an automatic shriveling response when I think of having sex with him...in front of people...and pretending to be turned on by it. YECCH!!!!! Originally Posted by Arty50
You DID NOT just dis the Wolf.
Did you guys ever see that movie with Ricki Lake pre weight loss where she was fat chick that the skinny hot dude fell in love with? I think it was called Crybaby or something. Yeah, that was gnar too. I am also thinking that a post weight loss situation wouldn't be much better...so many stretchmarks you would think you were fucking a four lane highway."You look like you just got schnitzled..."
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10-21-2005, 10:46 AM #12
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Fran Drescher.
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10-21-2005, 10:49 AM #13
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10-21-2005, 10:51 AM #14
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damn...........really? Originally Posted by A-wreck
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10-21-2005, 10:52 AM #15
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Would you want to listen to her?
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10-21-2005, 10:55 AM #16
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nothing a sock couldn't cure Originally Posted by A-wreck
........she reeks that MILF look to the T.
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10-21-2005, 10:58 AM #17
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I know, I think she is kinda hot, in an old lady sorta way but, I can't get past the voice.
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10-21-2005, 11:02 AM #18
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come on seinfeld, get over it.
"she's a close talker"
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10-21-2005, 11:59 AM #19
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I wish I could convey the sounds I am imagining her making over the keyboard.
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10-21-2005, 12:04 PM #20
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Call me quirky....but I think that sounds somewhat entertaining. Originally Posted by A-wreck
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10-21-2005, 12:31 PM #21
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Michael Jackson. Not an actor really, but he still made music videos. Shudder.
This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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10-21-2005, 02:29 PM #22
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It would have to be Christopher Walken. Whatever happens, don't make me have sex with Christopher Walken. No way, not him not ever. Yuck! I can't stand him. Ewwww!
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10-21-2005, 02:45 PM #23
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Originally Posted by snowsprite
It would have to be Christopher Walken. Whatever happens, don't make me have sex with Christopher Walken. No way, not him not ever. Yuck! I can't stand him. Ewwww!
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Though I have a suspicion the Walken is a freak, his O face might be just a bit too intense to handle. Either that or he would get all philosophical on you...gah.
The new alcoholic bloated Vince Vaughn would be one who I wouldn't want to be underneath during a sex scene. I can only imagine that he reeks of booze and cigarettes 24/7 AND that he sweats uncontrollably."You look like you just got schnitzled..."
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10-21-2005, 02:51 PM #24
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Ned Beatty. No fucking way.
oh wait...on the women side.....
damn, still Ned Beatty"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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10-21-2005, 03:35 PM #25
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Somebody call the cleaner. Originally Posted by Arty50
You DID NOT just dis the Wolf.
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