good boyfriends(NSR)

**Pinner** · 03-22-2004, 06:56 PM

My gf in college didn't like that I chewed occasionally, but tolerated it. In the interest of actually getting a piece, I never chewed in her presence (yeah, yeah, there's that whole respect thing too, but it was really about getting laid) One fine evening I'm at a party with my boys raising hell, and she shows up kinda drunk with her friends, runs right over to me, plants a big wet one on me, gets a mouthful of Copenhagen, runs to the bathroom to puke, emerges looking none the worse for wear, grabs my hand and, leading me to the keg, says, "I need another beer." She was sooo cool.

One of her friends from Walla Walla, WA showed us how she could load a lipful of Copenhagen with a freaking teaspooon. That was one ugly manbitch.

**Stikki** · 03-22-2004, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by girlski0912
and likes girls who chew

dammit, I thought she meant chew as in gnaw, nibble, consume, devour, etc.

from now on refer to it as chaw, or whatever it is the hicks are calling it.

**bluewood_skier** · 03-22-2004, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Pinner
My gf in college didn't like that I chewed occasionally, but tolerated it. In the interest of actually getting a piece, I never chewed in her presence (yeah, yeah, there's that whole respect thing too, but it was really about getting laid) One fine evening I'm at a party with my boys raising hell, and she shows up kinda drunk with her friends, runs right over to me, plants a big wet one on me, gets a mouthful of Copenhagen, runs to the bathroom to puke, emerges looking none the worse for wear, grabs my hand and, leading me to the keg, says, "I need another beer." She was sooo cool.

One of her friends from Walla Walla, WA showed us how she could load a lipful of Copenhagen with a freaking teaspooon. That was one ugly manbitch.

Hey I'm from Walla Walla, Wa!!!

**PeachesN'Cream** · 03-23-2004, 02:20 AM

i wouldn't expect a girl to kiss me when i'm chewing, thus when i got a packed lip my girl is free to have a packed lip too. there is no reason for only one of us to enjoy.

in the sense of a relationship we would call this honesty, open communication and sharing.

BC-FLOW, a pinch above the rest. haha!

**Spats** · 03-23-2004, 03:41 AM

Originally posted by girlski0912
ikes girls who chew

Q: What's even better than secondhand smoke?

**girlski0912** · 03-23-2004, 10:45 AM

You've always got my back BC...and I think that second hand chew spit is just as nasty, if not worse, than second hand smoke.

**grrrr** · 03-23-2004, 10:59 AM

And those little flakes of tobacco are so appealing on your yellow teeth, baby.

G · 03-23-2004, 11:25 AM

Likes Chaw
Lawyer
RedHead

Dayam, must be the perfect woman!
Just as long as you don't drive a Jeep Cherokee.

KQ · 03-23-2004, 11:34 AM

Oops!!! Got pulled away from my desk last night before I could complete my post (hence the quote with no comment). I meant to say:

One of my best friends chewed when she was in college, managed to get a half dozen of her uptight UW Tri Delt sorority sisters to do it, too, LOL! She's reformed now.

**Telenater** · 03-23-2004, 11:46 AM

Female = not disqualified
Redhead = Hot
Can ski better than me = Ultra hot
Makes more $$ than me = hot (but not all that hard to do)
Chews = makes me more likely to kiss a sheep.

**girlski0912** · 03-23-2004, 01:17 PM

I think I might need to clarify...don't let the avatar fool you...still female, aspiring lawyer as soon as I get the skiing and traveling out of my system, can ski, NOT a redhead (but is dark long curly hair good enough????

and Geoff I drive a Subaru...BUT THE CHEWING IS RECREATIONAL!!!!!!
This thread is cracking me up so far, good to hear the feedback on girls who chew....

**Telenater** · 03-23-2004, 01:20 PM

Damn, another cartoon fantasy dashed to pieces.....

**LCC** · 03-23-2004, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by girlski0912
...and Geoff I drive a Subaru...BUT THE CHEWING IS RECREATIONAL!!!!!!

So you chew and you drive a Subaru?! It's not a Forester is it?

**Tippster** · 03-23-2004, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Telenater
Damn, another cartoon fantasy dashed to pieces.....

At least she's not boinking an overly-annoying Rabbit...

**Viva** · 03-23-2004, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by Tippster
At least she's not boinking an overly-annoying Rabbit...

You talkin' 'bout my avatar?

**snowsprite** · 03-23-2004, 01:44 PM

Viva, we're all terrified of your avatar!

Sprite

**Tippster** · 03-23-2004, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by Viva
You talkin' 'bout my avatar?

I said overly annoying, not "naughty." However, I may have to bring out the "Holy Handgrenade of Antioch" anyway...

KQ · 03-23-2004, 01:50 PM

Jessica Rabbit is married to Roger Rabbit from "Who framed Roger Rabbit" (1988)

http://www.ginevra2000.it/Disney/roger_file/roger1.gif

**Tippster** · 03-23-2004, 01:52 PM

No fucking way. Really?

KQ · 03-23-2004, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Tippster
No fucking way. Really?

Well evidently some ppl had no clue - just trying to help the clueless since you didn't

**Tippster** · 03-23-2004, 02:00 PM

Goddammit, if we weren't separated by a whole country and respective significant others, I would so charm your pants off...

*smootches*

KQ · 03-23-2004, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Tippster
Goddammit, if we weren't separated by a whole country and respective significant others, I would so charm your pants off...

*smootches*

What makes you think I'm wearing any pants?