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  1. #101
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    My gf in college didn't like that I chewed occasionally, but tolerated it. In the interest of actually getting a piece, I never chewed in her presence (yeah, yeah, there's that whole respect thing too, but it was really about getting laid) One fine evening I'm at a party with my boys raising hell, and she shows up kinda drunk with her friends, runs right over to me, plants a big wet one on me, gets a mouthful of Copenhagen, runs to the bathroom to puke, emerges looking none the worse for wear, grabs my hand and, leading me to the keg, says, "I need another beer." She was sooo cool.


    One of her friends from Walla Walla, WA showed us how she could load a lipful of Copenhagen with a freaking teaspooon. That was one ugly manbitch.
    Last edited by Pinner; 03-22-2004 at 05:58 PM.

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    Originally posted by girlski0912
    and likes girls who chew
    dammit, I thought she meant chew as in gnaw, nibble, consume, devour, etc.

    from now on refer to it as chaw, or whatever it is the hicks are calling it.

  3. #103
    Originally posted by Pinner
    My gf in college didn't like that I chewed occasionally, but tolerated it. In the interest of actually getting a piece, I never chewed in her presence (yeah, yeah, there's that whole respect thing too, but it was really about getting laid) One fine evening I'm at a party with my boys raising hell, and she shows up kinda drunk with her friends, runs right over to me, plants a big wet one on me, gets a mouthful of Copenhagen, runs to the bathroom to puke, emerges looking none the worse for wear, grabs my hand and, leading me to the keg, says, "I need another beer." She was sooo cool.


    One of her friends from Walla Walla, WA showed us how she could load a lipful of Copenhagen with a freaking teaspooon. That was one ugly manbitch.

    Hey I'm from Walla Walla, Wa!!!
    yeah

  4. #104
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    i wouldn't expect a girl to kiss me when i'm chewing, thus when i got a packed lip my girl is free to have a packed lip too. there is no reason for only one of us to enjoy.

    in the sense of a relationship we would call this honesty, open communication and sharing.

    BC-FLOW, a pinch above the rest. haha!

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    Originally posted by girlski0912
    ikes girls who chew
    Q: What's even better than secondhand smoke?

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    You've always got my back BC...and I think that second hand chew spit is just as nasty, if not worse, than second hand smoke.
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    And those little flakes of tobacco are so appealing on your yellow teeth, baby.

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    Likes Chaw
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    Dayam, must be the perfect woman!
    Just as long as you don't drive a Jeep Cherokee.

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    Red face

    Oops!!! Got pulled away from my desk last night before I could complete my post (hence the quote with no comment). I meant to say:

    One of my best friends chewed when she was in college, managed to get a half dozen of her uptight UW Tri Delt sorority sisters to do it, too, LOL! She's reformed now.
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    Female = not disqualified
    Redhead = Hot
    Can ski better than me = Ultra hot
    Makes more $$ than me = hot (but not all that hard to do)
    Chews = makes me more likely to kiss a sheep.
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
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    I think I might need to clarify...don't let the avatar fool you...still female, aspiring lawyer as soon as I get the skiing and traveling out of my system, can ski, NOT a redhead (but is dark long curly hair good enough???? and Geoff I drive a Subaru...BUT THE CHEWING IS RECREATIONAL!!!!!!
    This thread is cracking me up so far, good to hear the feedback on girls who chew....
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Damn, another cartoon fantasy dashed to pieces.....
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979

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    Originally posted by girlski0912
    ...and Geoff I drive a Subaru...BUT THE CHEWING IS RECREATIONAL!!!!!!
    So you chew and you drive a Subaru?! It's not a Forester is it?
    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

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    Originally posted by Telenater
    Damn, another cartoon fantasy dashed to pieces.....
    At least she's not boinking an overly-annoying Rabbit...

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    Originally posted by Tippster
    At least she's not boinking an overly-annoying Rabbit...
    You talkin' 'bout my avatar?
    °”rale, vato!

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    Viva, we're all terrified of your avatar!

    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    Originally posted by Viva
    You talkin' 'bout my avatar?
    I said overly annoying, not "naughty." However, I may have to bring out the "Holy Handgrenade of Antioch" anyway...

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    Jessica Rabbit is married to Roger Rabbit from "Who framed Roger Rabbit" (1988)

    http://www.ginevra2000.it/Disney/roger_file/roger1.gif
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    No fucking way. Really?

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    Wink

    Originally posted by Tippster
    No fucking way. Really?
    Well evidently some ppl had no clue - just trying to help the clueless since you didn't
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Goddammit, if we weren't separated by a whole country and respective significant others, I would so charm your pants off...

    *smootches*

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    Wink

    Originally posted by Tippster
    Goddammit, if we weren't separated by a whole country and respective significant others, I would so charm your pants off...

    *smootches*
    What makes you think I'm wearing any pants?
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Originally posted by KQ
    What makes you think I'm wearing any pants?
    Girl...I bet you wear the pants in any relationship.

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    Originally posted by girlski0912
    ...plus I know better than to try and actually initiate contact with a packed lip....
    Sounds like a nasty case of oral herpes!

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    Chew is absolutely nasty. Even if it is purely recreational.
    you sketchy character, you

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