Cheating Norwegian Ski Jumpers

[Bronco]

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/...ty-reputation/ WTF Norway? What has emerged involves team officials manipulating pre-approved and microchipped suits to increase their size and improve aerodynamics to help athletes fly further. It was revealed in footage secretly filmed from behind a curtain then sent by a whistle blower to international media. A FIS official said the illegal alterations were only subsequently confirmed by tearing apart the seams of the crotch area on the offending Norwegian ski suits.

[powdork]

I got yer inflatable crotch riiiight here.


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[Danno]

Those bastards!

[Harry]

“Inflatable crotch? Nah, that’s just my hawg in a turgid state, bro.”


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[XXX-er]

I seen the new thread and so of course i wondered if americans think ski jumpers are ghay ?

[old goat]

If they really wanted to be fair they would have each athlete's suit adjusted so that every jumper had the same surface area==the way they add weight to jockeys. Or they could make everyone jump in tightie whities and nothing else. Or they could just see who can jump the farthest.

[XXX-er]

In our Annual Shussboomer an AUZ rugby player AKA Mungo ( early prehistoric man ) would just wear the white long underwear,







being a small AZN man I bought a real speed suit from a 15 yr old kid

[coldfeet]

Very disappointing. Next you'll tell me that eighties hair metal bands padded their spandex tights.

It is unfair that crotch stuffing is more suited to giving men ski jumpers an advantage over the women. How are they supposed to keep up, Wonderbras?

[HotSchmoo]

Cue the Spinal Tap and tinfoil wrapped cucumbers