Contacts are the best option. Sorry.
Not that hard to do. Soft disposable lenses. Make sure they’re right side out. Jamb them in your eye. Pull upper lid over them if necessary. Blink twice. Done.
Smith stopped making the fan goggles a few years ago. Those saved my ass on a ski vacation when I got a corneal abrasion from contacts. Which reminds me how awesome contacts are.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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