So this one time, at a white elephant party,
So this one time, at a white elephant party,
my buddy gave a chin or forehead mounted rubber dong to another friend’s mom
hilarity ensued
mom was mortified - daughter was pissed that he did that
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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We had a xmas gift swap at the clinic. One of my female residents me a pair of flannel boxer shorts. I couldn't figure out what if anything she was getting at. I didn't try to find out.
My (now ex) wife had lent a Xmas ornament (tree topper) to a friend. A few weeks later, at a White Elephant exchange with said friend (ex was not there), his gift was opened and it was the tree topper. Which was not his to give, and had significant sentimental value to my ex. Needless to say, my friend (who is an occasional mag) was completely clueless about his faux pas. And I reclaimed the ornament and he went home from the White Elephant with no gift.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Some of the best ones I’ve seen:
- A live fish (in tank)
- Two gallon jug of Ranch from the restaurant supply store
- a baggie of legal weed at a work party for a company where all employees are drug tested regularly…
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A friend dumped the contents of his liquor cabinet on me when he moved, including an unopened bottle of Amarula cream liqueur, which is about the most disgusting looking thing I've ever seen. I brought it to my office white elephant party and because it was the only bottle of booze, it was the most popular item there. I don't remember who wound up with it, but I hope it was less disgusting than it appeared
Malört next time then.
Love the AI description:
Malört is known for its intense bitterness, with notes of grapefruit pith, menthol, lemon, chamomile, and eucalyptus. Some say it tastes like sucking dandelion juice through a straw made of car tires.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Malort is gross.
I seen this post yesturday and wondered how did the term come about, so I googled " White Elephandt " and there are a whole bunch of hits for real white Elephants so google them yourslef yourself BUT the common meaning in NA is
en.wikipedia.org › wiki › White_elephantWhite elephant - Wikipedia
A white elephant is a possession that its owner cannot dispose of without extreme difficulty, and whose cost, particularly that of maintenance, is out of proportion to its usefulness. In modern
I went to a regifting X-mas party and I got a VCR cassette of crackling fire which is incredbly useless iMO
so somebody had a life sized cardboard cutout of Austin Powers with a little motion activated voice box that had 6 of his most famous sayings " yeah baby ! " which was actualy very popular so I waited and got it on the 3rd swap
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
12 pack of tp with a Smirnoff Ice tucked in it is always a winner.
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