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09-18-2024, 03:09 PM #1
gentleman turn farmer
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If California Sober is only smoking weed
What is your state's version of 'sober'?
Vermont Sober - only drinking hazy Double IPAs.
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09-18-2024, 03:20 PM #2
Agent of Tang
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Colorado sober = like California sober, but higher
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-18-2024, 03:23 PM #3
has concepts of a plan
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some downhome.
swing your fucking sword.
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09-18-2024, 03:26 PM #4
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Nevada sober....I got nothing.
Edit: I think I figured it out.
Nevada sober: Still doing all the drugs, but obtaining them from known sources rather than random dudes who come up to you on the Strip.Last edited by MarcusBrody; 09-19-2024 at 04:46 PM.
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09-18-2024, 03:52 PM #5
is training for Alpental
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If California Sober is only smoking weed
Wisconsin sober = only drinking Brandy Old Fashioned’s.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/article...r-in-wisconsin
edit: ^^ that shit is gross. I am California Sober these days."Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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09-18-2024, 03:53 PM #6
ahhhh!
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Washington sober - just fentanyl
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Squaw Valley, USA
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09-18-2024, 04:38 PM #7
Bearded Sweater Model
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I always thought California Sober was weed + shrooms only.
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09-18-2024, 04:41 PM #8
wash, rinse, don't repeat
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Utah sober = only dirty soda
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09-18-2024, 04:43 PM #9
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Maine sober = drunk as fuck on coffee brandy
Live Free or Die
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09-18-2024, 04:46 PM #10
sudo su -
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There's a metric fuck-ton of California sober here in VT
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09-18-2024, 04:55 PM #11
user, registered
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upstate water…
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09-18-2024, 05:12 PM #12
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Ha, my cousin who killed herself with that shit (we weren't close) lived in Washington at the time.
Originally Posted by nickwm21
Where would be just meth, Billings, MT sober?
Alabama sober: when you don't drink, but you still fuck your cousin.No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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09-18-2024, 05:13 PM #13
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Butte, America another strong contender. Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
swing your fucking sword.
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09-18-2024, 05:49 PM #14
gentleman turn farmer
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I thought Wisconsin sober was only drinking while ice fishing. Originally Posted by Harry
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09-18-2024, 05:55 PM #15
Me encanta el país alto
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New Mexico sober? - Eee, not even.
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09-18-2024, 06:13 PM #16
On the Underhill Account
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Georgia Sober: Sweet tea n bourbon; they’ll never know how crocked you are.
I still call it The Jake.
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09-18-2024, 07:12 PM #17
Whoahoho
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I've been told Utah sober = soaking Originally Posted by CarlMega
, although admittedly I have no idea what "soaking" is
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09-18-2024, 07:25 PM #18
Sharp as a bowling ball.
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I was thinking NM sober is what it would be called if you only do meth Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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09-18-2024, 07:52 PM #19
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HA! Spot on. You would be surprised how many ice fishing shanties are also ganja smokeshacks. Originally Posted by Peruvian
Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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09-18-2024, 07:59 PM #20
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^^^ hah! beat me to it ^^^ Originally Posted by Harry
I'll add... an open container while driving is de rigueur Originally Posted by Peruvian
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09-18-2024, 09:34 PM #21
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New Mexico sober = still standing Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-19-2024, 07:04 AM #22
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funny Originally Posted by Danno
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09-19-2024, 08:13 AM #23
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Montana sober = only having 3 or 4 DUIs. Sad but true.
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09-19-2024, 08:16 AM #24
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Quebec sober: Poutine and Labatt Bleu at the strip club.
27° 18°
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09-19-2024, 10:10 AM #25
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I have never heard the term California sober so google right ?
so i googled it and there are few songs by Billy Strings, Post Malone, Willie nelson even an explanation from the addictioncenter.com
but it sounds like an oxymoran to me
I watched " bon cop bad cop 2 " last night , I didn't realize there was a sequel its got some good humor Originally Posted by danmelon
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