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    If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?

    If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?

    For me, a bike multi tool and sarcasm


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    kung fu grip and a bitchin' beard yo...







    fact.

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    A hovercraft. And another hovercraft.

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    ky jelly and a bowl

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    An Aviat Husky and a husky/ shepherd mix dog.

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    Beer and weed

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    Detachable penis, and a bigger detachable penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    A hovercraft. And another hovercraft.
    are you jeremy clarkson?

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    This might be accessory one. It's a jeep that turns into a boat. Accessory two pending.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Beer and weed
    I like it. Like Bud Man and Weed Man all rolled into one. No pun intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mntlion View Post
    If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?

    For me, a bike multi tool and sarcasm
    Well, it obviously didn't come with a dictionary.

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    A full length white fur coat and a jewel encrusted cane
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    A full length white fur coat and a jewel encrusted cane
    You're gonna need a hat, too.


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    A raygun
    And a lesbo 3000 chinstrap.
    I’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.

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    As a kid I had one that shot out a grappling hook and magically recalled the figure up, and another one (play mobile?) with skis. Wouldn’t be a bad combo. That’s aspiration.

    A tumbler of pink gin and a sneer otherwise.

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    Titty bar glitter and a hangover. Up until 17 years ago.

    I guess now it would be a calendar of my kids' extracurricular activities and simmering road rage.

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    Hookers... and blow.

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    Skis and a kick ass rifle for the accessories. Kung Fu grip and beard of course on the figure

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    Erectable Penis and a lasersword.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woolly the Mammoth View Post
    Hookers... and blow.
    Technically those are at least three accessories.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    Erectable Penis and a lasersword.
    Is that the same thing?

    What use is a non erectable penis? But thinking about it. Most action figures have no penis. GI joe was a eunuch. So yeah. A proper wang should be on the list. No wonder he was so angry. Ken doll had no penis either. Which explains his attire.
    I’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.

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    A big knife. And an alibi.

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    Is a Subaru with a ski pod 1 or 2 items?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Is a Subaru with a ski pod 1 or 2 items?
    Depends. Are you a lesbian?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Frodo Baggins with a toaster oven and a bionic dick.

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    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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