Results 1 to 25 of 36
-
05-21-2024, 08:05 AM #1
gear pimp extraordinaire
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- Banff
- Posts
- 22,324
If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?
If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?
For me, a bike multi tool and sarcasm
-
05-21-2024, 08:26 AM #2
user, registered
- Join Date
- Jan 2017
- Location
- on the banks of Fish Creek
- Posts
- 8,245
kung fu grip and a bitchin' beard yo...
fact.
-
05-21-2024, 09:13 AM #3
man of ice
- Join Date
- Jun 2020
- Location
- in a freezer in Italy
- Posts
- 7,570
A hovercraft. And another hovercraft.
-
05-21-2024, 09:22 AM #4
Registered User
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
- Location
- your vacation
- Posts
- 4,867
ky jelly and a bowl
-
05-21-2024, 09:23 AM #5
No longer as nomadic
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
- Location
- Movin' On
- Posts
- 3,831
An Aviat Husky and a husky/ shepherd mix dog.
-
05-21-2024, 09:30 AM #6
Registered User
- Join Date
- Dec 2016
- Location
- In a van... down by the river
- Posts
- 14,592
Beer and weed
-
05-21-2024, 09:38 AM #7
Registered User
- Join Date
- Jun 2020
- Posts
- 6,190
Detachable penis, and a bigger detachable penis.
-
05-21-2024, 10:13 AM #8
Registered User
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Location
- champlain valley
- Posts
- 5,817
are you jeremy clarkson?
Originally Posted by ötzi
-
05-21-2024, 10:32 AM #9
On to a five-year plan
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- The Mayonnaisium
- Posts
- 10,717
This might be accessory one. It's a jeep that turns into a boat. Accessory two pending.
-
05-21-2024, 10:53 AM #10
Registered User
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
- Posts
- 1,659
I like it. Like Bud Man and Weed Man all rolled into one. No pun intended. Originally Posted by skaredshtles
-
05-22-2024, 12:54 PM #11
but...head first
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Location
- Greater Drictor Wydaho
- Posts
- 5,487
Well, it obviously didn't come with a dictionary. Originally Posted by mntlion
-
05-22-2024, 01:50 PM #12
Sharp as a bowling ball.
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
- Location
- Fraggle Rock, CO
- Posts
- 7,906
A full length white fur coat and a jewel encrusted cane
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
-
05-22-2024, 02:11 PM #13
Registered User
- Join Date
- Dec 2016
- Location
- In a van... down by the river
- Posts
- 14,592
You're gonna need a hat, too. Originally Posted by Cruiser
-
05-22-2024, 02:40 PM #14
Registered Abuser
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
- Location
- Yonder
- Posts
- 21,922
A raygun
And a lesbo 3000 chinstrap.Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
-
05-22-2024, 03:00 PM #15
Registered User
- Join Date
- Aug 2016
- Location
- 关你屁事
- Posts
- 9,829
As a kid I had one that shot out a grappling hook and magically recalled the figure up, and another one (play mobile?) with skis. Wouldn’t be a bad combo. That’s aspiration.
A tumbler of pink gin and a sneer otherwise.
-
05-22-2024, 03:20 PM #16
Registered User
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Location
- The greatest N. New Mexico resort in Colorado
- Posts
- 2,244
Titty bar glitter and a hangover. Up until 17 years ago.
I guess now it would be a calendar of my kids' extracurricular activities and simmering road rage.
-
05-23-2024, 10:57 PM #17
Go Advanced
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- West By God Wyoming
- Posts
- 688
Hookers... and blow.
-
05-23-2024, 11:02 PM #18
Registered User
- Join Date
- Aug 2018
- Posts
- 1,432
Skis and a kick ass rifle for the accessories. Kung Fu grip and beard of course on the figure
-
05-23-2024, 11:30 PM #19
<== dickwaving forbidden
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- closer
- Posts
- 5,898
Erectable Penis and a lasersword.
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
-
05-23-2024, 11:31 PM #20
<== dickwaving forbidden
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- closer
- Posts
- 5,898
Technically those are at least three accessories. Originally Posted by Woolly the Mammoth
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
-
05-24-2024, 04:53 AM #21
Registered Abuser
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
- Location
- Yonder
- Posts
- 21,922
Is that the same thing? Originally Posted by subtle plague
What use is a non erectable penis? But thinking about it. Most action figures have no penis. GI joe was a eunuch. So yeah. A proper wang should be on the list. No wonder he was so angry. Ken doll had no penis either. Which explains his attire.Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
-
05-24-2024, 02:51 PM #22
Looking for real killer
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Posts
- 113
A big knife. And an alibi.
-
05-24-2024, 07:02 PM #23
Mutt Wrangler
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- Location
- Missoula, MT
- Posts
- 22,732
Is a Subaru with a ski pod 1 or 2 items?
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
-
05-24-2024, 07:46 PM #24
"The Harmonizer"
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Location
- Suckramento
- Posts
- 21,734
Depends. Are you a lesbian? Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
-
05-24-2024, 09:25 PM #25
Southbound Pachyderm
- Join Date
- Sep 2001
- Location
- Orangina
- Posts
- 9,455
Frodo Baggins with a toaster oven and a bionic dick.
Sent from my SM-S928U1 using Tapatalk"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks