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  1. #1
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    Hey Maine/NE mags, what's up?

    I'm getting married monday or tuesday at city hall in South Portland and need 2 witnesses. For various, mostly hilarious reasons, family is right out the window, and this isn't either of our towns (though we live here so apparently must get married in sopo city hall??) so we don't know too many folks, anyway. Warm bodies needed. Sobriety optional.

    Plenty of Utah mags can vouch for me, I am crazy as a loon but I am for real. Cash or beers or herbs, plenty of good karma too. PM me. Pics/TR will surely follow.

  2. #2
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    Benny butter and rog will be right over

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    Best wishes mag!

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    PM Mazderati he's around there now

  5. #5
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    Yeah, if you want to send over the date and time I can let you know. ticketchecker is also local although not sure about this time of year.

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    Subscribed.
    And congratulations!

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    Run awayyyyyy


    It’s a trap
    I’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.

  8. #8
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    CatinJanuary is local to Portland and can hold a shotgun as well as anyone.
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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  9. #9
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    Mags always come through. Sent some DMs, keep reading friends. It's gotta go down. I drive the truck in SoPo with the "I hope something good happens to you today" sticker on it, I'm a good vibes machine.

    And if I gotta tease some drama to build interest I'm not above it

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    This is awesome.

  11. #11
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    Congrats, man! When did you move from Utah?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Run awayyyyyy


    It’s a trap
    Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Congrats, man! When did you move from Utah?
    Thanks! Uh... 2 years ago ish, I think. I kinda fell off the map for a while due to some personal shit but I'm baaack

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    BUMP. Looking for another warm body for tomorrow mags! Time tbd once I call city hall in the am, sure to be epic though.

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    Haa this is great. Congrats!!

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  16. #16
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    Yeah, congrats mall walker! I'd be there for ya but for the 60 hr (3500mi) drive. I suppose I could cut time if I peed in a cup though...
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by garyfromterrace View Post
    Yeah, congrats mall walker! I'd be there for ya but for the 60 hr (3500mi) drive. I suppose I could cut time if I peed in a cup though...
    All the sociopathic astronauts wear diapers on a long distance drive.
    Peeing in a cup is old school.
    I’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.

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    Sorry, six hour drive each way for me. And I've got a lot of shit brewing at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    All the sociopathic astronauts wear diapers on a long distance drive.
    Peeing in a cup is old school.
    Depends

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  20. #20
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    I just reached out to a non-mag Portland friend to see if he wants to do something completely different tomorow.

  21. #21
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    Tomorrow could be tough, I think I’ll be in town Tuesday and I do luv weddings.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ticketchecker View Post
    Tomorrow could be tough, I think I’ll be in town Tuesday and I do luv weddings.


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    Always a bridesmaid….

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    I'll be in town tomorrow by 1p, do I have to take a shower?

  24. #24
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    Save it for after.

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    I'll be passing through the area on Thursday if you're still hard up

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