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  1. #1
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    Nordberg is dead

    I guess no one is left to carry on the hunt for Nicole Brown’s killer

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    At least he can rest easy knowing her killer can’t strike again.


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    swing your fucking sword.

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    See ya.


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    Norm Macdonald was fired from SNL b/c he wouldn't stop telling OJ jokes:



    Legend

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    Norm was the best. OJ was a piece of shit.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Meanwhile Akebono's death doesn't even rate a mention in the lamestream 'news'
    A sad commentary on what is deemed newsworthy.

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    NYT, AP, Reuters all have pieces on Akebono.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truckeelocal View Post
    Meanwhile Akebono's death doesn't even rate a mention in the lamestream 'news'
    A sad commentary on what is deemed newsworthy.
    In fairness, almost no one in the world (relatively speaking) knows who the hell he is without googling, and even then probably wouldn’t care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    NYT, AP, Reuters all have pieces on Akebono.
    Konoshiki should have been the first gaijin Yokozuna.

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    I wondered how a brake pad company could die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truckeelocal View Post
    Meanwhile Akebono's death doesn't even rate a mention in the lamestream 'news'
    A sad commentary on what is deemed newsworthy.
    I haven't really listened to Akebono since Achtung Baby was released.

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    Acquitted due to a glove.......

    Rot in hell



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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I wondered how a brake pad company could die.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I think it’s safe to say he’s not going to be reunited with frank drebin

    RIP Leslie Nielson

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Happened to spend the entire afternoon of the legendary Bronco freeway chase in my apartment with a comely co-worker with whom I had a brief fling. Time and attention was split between frolicking and getting high, and gawking at the TV out of the corner of the eye. That one's forever burned in.

    P.S. If you can lay your hands on it this is a truly fascinating piece. I have a copy of Shark Hunt, but haven't been able to find it in it's entirety online.

    Thompson's article follows Killy around the United States during his marketing tour for the Chevrolet automotive company. As he attends automotive shows, holds press conferences, and makes appearances for television (all in conjunction with fellow Chevrolet spokesman, O. J. Simpson) Thompson chronicles the newly flush world of celebrity sports endorsements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I wondered how a brake pad company could die.
    Asbestos gives a pretty clear date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I can, I got time.

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    Cancer is no way to die. Getting your nuts bit off by a Laplander--now that's a way to die.

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    I think it would have been more poetic if he’d been run over by a lunar rover on a soundstage

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    .. or he tried stepping over someone's carry-on, tripped and fell into the baggage sorter.

    ...run over by a guy carrying 5 pairs of skis on the airport floor express beltway because he was on the wrong side.

    ......

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    IMO The Juice should've been on the end of a noose rather than make it to age 76.

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    Nordberg is dead

    It’s strange to think back how it was almost certain that he would off himself when the bronco arrived at its destination

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Norm was the best. OJ was a piece of shit.
    That OJ outlived Norm is a profound injustice. RIP Norm

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