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  1. #1
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    Obsessed at people getting dressed in a vest in a parking lot in the West

    It is making me stressed and depressed.
    Maybe I just want to feel my chest pressed against her breast?
    But that would probably lead her to request that I be placed under arrest.
    I might be repressed or maybe I just need to request some rest.
    "Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying

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    Yeah, that would be best
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    Impressed by the zest of the jest.

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    OP could get probably get some rest in the nearest roof top tent nest. Surely one can be found where nubile skier chicks abound.

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    That thread really put you to the test.

    I'm impressed at the zest that you confessed about being so obsessed with the nubiles getting dressed.

    Your heart, it is blessed!
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    Praxis RX

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    Lest I digress, the rest of the best dressed are distressed by the excess of success. Unless the princess is undressed I profess we should recess.

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    Perhaps one should request that the lady devest?

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    Sigue Sigue Sputnik sez: Dress for Excess!

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    In Lego's quest to put the other thread to rest where folks get dressed I am impressed.

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    This feels like a Letterkenny opening bit but I digress

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    do you ever miss your desk’s caress?

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    Yes. I miss the caress

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    A desk that can caress? Oh, I protest. Something easy to detest. I guess there are those who acquiesce to such a mess.
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    A caressing desk?
    Oh do not protest.

    For those that make products like these,
    Those that will bring down to your knees,
    Are efficient, sanitary, Nipponese.

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    My vest is the best The pack will never be back The vest will always be on my back with snack access in the front


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    I need to go to Utah.
    Utah?
    Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

    So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....


    Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues

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    Are you to suggest that a vest for the chest, whether distressed or messed is no jest, but the best of the west?
    I'd never have guessed.

    No pest from the nest would have fessed to the quest for the impressed guest who was quick to arrest the rest not blessed.
    On pressed, she cessed the test without zest and proceeded with the fest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Are you to suggest that a vest for the chest, whether distressed or messed is no jest, but the best of the west?
    I'd never have guessed.

    No pest from the nest would have fessed to the quest for the impressed guest who was quick to arrest the rest not blessed.
    On pressed, she cessed the test without zest and proceeded with the fest.
    Bravo, I confessed.

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    A fool's quest
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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