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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    You probably would've made love with Real Estate ads and Motivational tapes in the background.
    Made love. Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha.

  2. #52
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  3. #53
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    I always learn new words from buster's posts. I think I had to look up three of them yesterday.

  4. #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
    Destitute, in ill repute, sex mute, refute the root, she's a snoot to boot.
    Eat, Root, Shoot & leave my man.
    Elvis has left the building

  5. #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim
    Made love. Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha.
    So maybe I like pantsuits.

  6. #56
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    Is pantsuit a local?
    She will be mine, oh yes.

    "This harpy's idea of foreplay is a filibuster."
    Love your stuff bro!!

  7. #57
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    Curious - just who was "slumming" in this situation?
    Living vicariously through myself.

  8. #58
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    your gay

  9. #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    So maybe I like pantsuits.
    Note to self...

  10. #60
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    Oh HELL yes.

    'Twas worth the wait, bruddah. Thank You for making my cheeks hurt like hell.... again.

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    bravo, sir. bravo.

  12. #62
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    Great writing and a great read.

    Are you sure there weren't any cameras from the Blind Date TV show following you (http://www.blinddatetv.com)? If not, you should sell this story to them.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

  13. #63
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    bumpalicious
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

  14. #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11
    single guy rule # 367:
    never let fashion get in the way of you getting laid
    And risk seeing the Pantsuit again?

    Methinks long-term strategies must sometimes come into play.

  15. #65
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    Any chance we can set this chick up with Splat con helmet cam?
    Craig Kelly is my co-pilot.

    Buy Your Lift Tickets in Advance and Save

  16. #66
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    That was friggin hilarious! I'm sittlin here in some quiet, subdued, cafe gettin dirty looks from das Deutchers for laughing my ass off! I also say you should have sacked up and gone inside. But I have never been subjected to the 'power of the pant suit'. Great writtng man!

  17. #67
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    Thumbs up

    Bwa! How did I miss this!?

    You are the man, Tong. And bump for anyone else who needs to laugh today!

    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

  18. #68
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    Laugh. Laugh. Laugh! Cubicles suck for threads like these!
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.

  19. #69
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    absofuckinglutely ribald!

  20. #70
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    Absolutely fucking hilarious!!!!

    Great tale, tonghands, you definitely had me LMAO!

  21. #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by tonghands
    Never trust short, weasley looking Australian bastard's concept of 'hot'. These are the same guys who call it XXXX because they can't remember how to spell beer.
    As a fellow aussie - I appreciate his sence of humor. Especially as she still wasn't hot enought for you after all that JD.

  22. #72
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    I had to bump this.

    DTM said "penis grease" after I said Pinot Grigio.

    I said, "what?" You know, the Pantsuit Effect...ummm, yeah, this TR is so effing funny.
    you sketchy character, you

  23. #73
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    Heres a nice pants suit!

  24. #74
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    Ooops........
    Last edited by RootSkier; 04-11-2006 at 02:22 PM.

  25. #75
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    ba-bump.

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