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  1. #1
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    things you can say at thanksgiving but not in bed

    I like white meat.....




    and GO!


  2. #2
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    We're gonna need more pie.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Open up your cavity so I can stuff it

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    Are you ready for seconds yet ?

    Are you going to come again next time ?
    I've spent most of my life skiing and fly fishing. The rest I have just wasted.

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    May I have some more cream pie, Grandpa?

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    It’s drier than I expected

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    May I offer you another helping of sausage stuffing?
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

  8. #8
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    Where do you want the gravy?

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    I'd rather stream a bunch of big dudes playing on the internet.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I'd rather stream a bunch of big dudes playing on the internet.
    Or “let’s move to the living room so I can watch football while I finish”

  11. #11
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    Looks like I can fit my whole fist in that cavity.


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  12. #12
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    Is that gravy on your tits?
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

  13. #13
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    Oh, those buns are hot!
    "We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch

  14. #14
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    Why'd you put raisins in it?

  15. #15
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    I prefer the cans that don’t jiggle.

  16. #16
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    It's time to carve it up.. Also works for skiing,.. Cut me off some more breast meat does not..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Let's not invite your parents this time

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    I'm looking forward to eating leftovers.

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    The dog shouldn’t be eating that.

  20. #20
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    You need to rub butter on it first.

  21. #21
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    How bout some whipped cream on that pie
    Punks like you make me want to vomit

  22. #22
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    Any more and I'm going to puke

  23. #23
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    My arm is in there all the way to the elbow

  24. #24
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    My favorite part is breaking the breast bone.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  25. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    My favorite part is breaking the breast bone.
    Hahaha, ouch!


    My pumpkin pie brings all the boys to the yard.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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