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  1. #1
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    Wasatch 23/24 Stoke Thread: Red Snake Coverage coming at you live from the fartbag

    alright mags, let's get this stoke machine rolling for the 23/24 season with some October Main chute stoke!

    just like solly's parking system, we're changing it up this year with the following pay-per-bitch (PPB) system:

    1. Everyone gets three free posts to bitch about whatever they want (gondola, red snake, how bad Salt Lake's food is compared to New York, whatever)
    2. If u post more stoke u get more bitchtickets
    3. If u are caught bitching after you have used your allotted bitchtickets, you will need to take a lap in the fartbag downsuit or I will flood your inbox with the hottest man meat pictures I have
    4. The only exception is for TFW who can bitch about whatever he wants for as long as he wants*

    sound good? here's to another 900" season!


    *as long as he posts at least one cool story in this thread

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    Last edited by tgapp; 11-15-2023 at 05:09 PM.

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    This place sucks.
    Story forthcoming...
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

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    much like Tgapp, im subbing.
    "If we can't bring the mountain to the party, let's bring the PARTY to the MOUNTAIN!"

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    900 inches you say? Im in! Bird pass and maybe an Alta upgrade. And some shitty old touring skis and heavy boots. Bring It!
    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

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    I thought we decided we wanted 800?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    I thought we decided we wanted 800?
    I think the majority of employees up in the Canyons I talked to this past summer were all in for the 600 inch mark.
    dirtbag, not a dentist

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    X-post from the old thread because I missed this one

    Went out this morning for a lap up Collins to stretch my legs. Not surprisingly, it's thin. I stayed on the groomer/road and still got some extra base structure. Snow guns were blazing so hopefully they can get down a bit of a base and move it around and groom it. There's something fun about the early season excitement to get back on skis, even if it is picking your way down a boring groomer.

    Also watched several people tiptoe down Main Chute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phall View Post
    much like Tgapp, im subbing.
    reluctantly, even with stupid thread title, i will claim "here".

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    Have you realized how bad the traffic is in the canyons? Is this a new thing? Jeez..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmedslc View Post
    reluctantly, even with stupid thread title, i will claim "here".
    sorry I was just hoping to get some use out of the fartbag down suit since apparently the only people who want it are weird ass pedo types

    you are welcome to make a new thread - i was just going for the lulz since this POS downsuit is literally gathering dust


    plus i thought it'd be funny to actually ski in it, idk

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    Great wasatch footage in the MSP film this year! This kid had a sick outfit too

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    The MSP flick was really good. Felt like going back to the old days with a lot of Alaska big mountain lines. Local talent as well . Talked to Sam Cohen about growing up in the wasatch with John Collison and his dad Lee at Alta. Great footage and steep big spines.


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    I need to go to Utah.
    Utah?
    Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

    So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....


    Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues

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    2021/2022 (13/15)

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    Did a Main cute lap yesterday. The entrance was as expected, the cute skied awesome, but the ski down was pretty bad, lots of gravel mixed into the snow.
    The whole human race is de evolving; it is due to birth control, smart people use birth control, and stupid people keep pooping out more stupid babies.

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    tgapp, are bitchtickets transferrable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    Did a Main cute lap yesterday. The entrance was as expected, the cute skied awesome, but the ski down was pretty bad, lots of gravel mixed into the snow.
    did we run into you? were you the crew with CASTs and a hard boot splitboarder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    did we run into you? were you the crew with CASTs and a hard boot splitboarder?

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    Not us.

    We skied down behind a group of 13 year olds, one with a brand new touring setup who fell down the choke which was super cool to watch (sarcasm).
    The whole human race is de evolving; it is due to birth control, smart people use birth control, and stupid people keep pooping out more stupid babies.

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    Here for it.

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    Anybody got a recommendation on a shop to do stone grinds for a good price? I've got a garage full of skis that need to get the base edge reset due to rocks + neglect. Just need to get the bases and base edges flattened, I've got the tools to handle everything else.

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    ^^^Utah Ski Gear in Sandy.....$20 ....'90s prices
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    ^^^Utah Ski Gear in Sandy.....$20
    For a proper stonegrind?

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    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
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    Crazy. I'm also surprised they would offer a stonegrind without first belt sanding the bases to better ensure the health and longevity of their stonegrinder.

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    ^^^^on the same topic, anybody have any experience with switchback sports in Park City doing ski tunes? normally i go to Podium or Cole Sports at PCMR base but switchback is offering up a pretty good deal on full tunes.
    The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you - Charles De Mar

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmedslc View Post
    reluctantly, even with stupid thread title, i will claim "here".
    Sort of in the same bag there, i dont like the fact that fartbag is cut off to fartba

    ill take a lap now.
    You took too much man, too much, too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Roc View Post
    Sort of in the same bag there, i dont like the fact that fartbag is cut off to fartba

    ill take a lap now.
    you two just used up 1 of 3 allotted bitch posts for the season.

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