TGAPP FUNEMPLOYMENT MEGA WINTER SALE (skis, fly fishing, camping, alpinism)

[jackattack]

Maybe unemployment is a good time to renegotiate the alimony agreement?

[Core Shot]

Maybe unemployment is a good time to renegotiate the alimony agreement?

She’s doing the opposite. Go back to court to claim half the soiled fartbag suit.

[tgapp]

alright but listen guys ffs I need to sell some shit here not just make a clown out of myself

I'm pretty blown away that the pescados and spoons haven't sold yet

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[doebedoe]

Pescados with tectons drilled at common BSL for $450 is a stupid good deal for a 50/50 powder ski.

[FortySixMac]

alright but listen guys ffs I need to sell some shit here not just make a clown out of myself

I'm pretty blown away that the pescados and spoons haven't sold yet

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Hey I could be wrong but I think CSpringsPoser might buy it as well if it has a little man musk in it hahahah


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[cspringsposer]

Bro, I'm paying for cancer treatment. I can't afford man musk and chemo.

[RShea]

ALRIGHT LISTEN MAGS

first off thanks for the well wishes and such, this is shitty, but it's at least shitty and very funny and i really fucking appreciate all of your support, it means so much

SECOND

i debated whether or not i should tell you this story because, well ahh, it's a little embarrassing AND because if i tell you this story there is NO WAY any of you will buy this 8000 meter downsuit, but i feel like y'all are deserving of the entire truth

THIRD

jfc okay i'm gonna tell you this story but don't think i'm a weirdo with my other shit, i only have that 2p sleeping bag because i thought that i was gonna do alpamayo in 2021 but then there was covid 2 electric boogaloo and that fucked that right up

okay just don't judge me for this story please

THE STORY OF THE 8000 METER SUIT

alright so a few months ago i went to the backcountry.com gear sale, and i loaded up on all sorts of ridiculous things. most of it i passed on to friends, i kept some, i sold some on KSL. one of the items that i snagged was this XXL suit - it had clearly been the victim of an errant box-opener, and i figured that for $50 and a little bit of aquaseal, i could turn a decent profit. (*editors note* - i don't usually sell anything for a profit on TGR, and i didn't figure i would sell this, but i wanted to be able to copy and paste and list elsewhere as needed).

after getting home, i fixed 'em up good like i learned how to do in the aquaseal thread and listed them on mountainproject (fuck that place), along with a few other things. two days later i get an email from a guy, asking about the down suit. pretty standard stuff - he was worried about the fit of it, and he wanted to see me in it - whatever. i sent him this pic to help him assess measurements:

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guy gets back to me "ohhhh yeah you're a really young buck, i think i got a few pounds on you and i'm older, i just want this for icefishing, i'm not sure on the size" blahblahblah. i tell him if he's just fishing in it i reckon it doesn't matter if it's too big, he's not doing any hillary stepping or self arresting or whatever. tell him to think about it, i just want it gone, happy to make a deal.

few days later "ahh thank you, do you do a lot of high altitude things, i can't imagine what it's like to be in one of those suits all the time, tell me, is this one used? does it have any stains or odors?" - and i still don't bat an eye. no-sir-ee-bob, this one is as new as the day it got shat out of a chinese factory's asshole. nothin' wrong with it, beautiful condition, just that unfortunate run-in with the wrong end of a boxcutter, listen, i'll sell it real cheap, just put it to good use

still no cause for concern for me, just want this midwesterner to take this goddamn monstrosity off of my hands. the next day: "ahhh that's too bad it's new, see, i was, uh, hoping that it had been a little used, and it had some of, your odor and sweat and funk in it, see that's what i'm really after, that young strapping smell, and i really wish that i had been a climber when i was younger, and i guess i'm, uh, a bit of a bi guy, and apologies if that is TMI anyway let me know if you would consider sleeping in it for a few nights and then selling it to me okay thanks bye"


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anyway i still have the down suit and i also learned a valuable lesson of what it feels like for most women on the internet and even as kink positive as i am or whatever that was creepy and rapey asf and sometimes i still think about whether or not i should have sold that suit to that guy especially considering my present circumstances

Should have told him that if he sends the money, you would wear it and sleep in it for a 5 day period to meet him kinky request (but only after the funds are in hand...) Ask him if he has a particular cologne or after shave that he would like you to wear while breaking it in.

[FortySixMac]

Bro, I'm paying for cancer treatment. I can't afford man musk and chemo.

I’ll buy it for you! I got you man!


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[neufox47]

I’m here for the coffee. Where’s the coffee?


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[FortySixMac]

I’m here for the coffee. Where’s the coffee?


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Man Musk or Regular flavor?


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[Core Shot]

I’m here for the coffee. Where’s the coffee?


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The coffee might have nut milk in it.

PS. Start a separate thread for the spoons. Those should be sold by now.

[jm2e]

I’m here for the coffee. Where’s the coffee?


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Seriously. TGRoasters would totally support you through this transition.


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[mc_roon]

alright but listen guys ffs I need to sell some shit here not just make a clown out of myself

I'm pretty blown away that the pescados and spoons haven't sold yet

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Spoons are worth it for anyone wondering

[Sutter]

Go for a long run in the XL puffysuit and sell it to the guy for $2K.

[AK47bp]

Go for a long run in the XL puffysuit and sell it to the guy for $2K.

Too much work, just use the suit as a dirty clothes hamper for a week, send off for profit!

[skibrd]

I really don’t need those Spoons…


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[Buzzworthy]

But ya might

[skibrd]

But ya might

I moved back to the east coast, chances are slim…


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[skibrd]

Chances are slim in Buffalo, NY…


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[californiagrown]

Hey tgapp, how you start selling us some fucking beans already? i currently buy my beans from some random dude in whitebear minnesotat roasting in a bullit out of his garage. Id happily send my business your way instead if pricing was reasonable (~$30 shipped for 2 10oz bags).

*shit, nuefox beat me to it.

[NW_SKIER]

Hey tgapp, how you start selling us some fucking beans already? i currently buy my beans from some random dude in whitebear minnesotat roasting in a bullit out of his garage. Id happily send my business your way instead if pricing was reasonable (~$30 shipped for 2 10oz bags).

*shit, nuefox beat me to it.

I agree. Tgapp could easily make a profitable business selling his beans. The 3 kinds he sent me during Covid were all very good and didn't last long.

Time to scale that shit up, man!

[jackattack]

Anybody who buys a pair of skis from tgapp, can pm me for a free pound of beans roasted on my Bullet and shipped to their door.

I don't have any fancy packaging, but I'm willing to sell in 1lb increments.

[tgapp]

Anybody who buys a pair of skis from tgapp, can pm me for a free pound of beans roasted on my Bullet and shipped to their door.

I don't have any fancy packaging, but I'm willing to sell in 1lb increments.

ya so honestly jackattack is now the better roaster between the two of us, I've seen that guy's roast data and he is super fucking talented


I want to start selling coffee but for now my focus is on the job hunt

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[Supermoon]

I wish I could take those spoons off of you but I’m not in the position to buy them unfortunately. Thanks for another world class thread though!

[1000-oaks]

I definitely don't need the Spoons, but Whyturn might lol...are they Marshal's prototype pair, with the RPC topsheets?