Missing: $80MM Fighter Jet; does not respond to commands, likely frightened

[Gepeto]

this is so much better than listening to yall bitch about BS because just the anticipation of frozen precip filling your nostrils is makin you ache.
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Mishap? Leave it to a devil dog

[JimmyCarter]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

I like gladiator movies

[Ted Striker]

I was in the Air Force, stationed in Drambuie, on the Barbary Coast. Used to hang out in the Magumba Bar. It was a rough place. You would count on a fight breaking out almost every night. I didn't go there that night to fall in love; I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. But suddenly there she was.

It hit me like a thunderbolt. I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I was afraid to approach her, but that night, fate was on my side. We laughed, we talked, we danced, I never wanted it to end and I guess I still don't. But enough about me. I hope this hasn't been boring for you...

[Dexter Rutecki]

Can I get you something?

'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

[riser4]

I like gladiator movies

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[skaredshtles]

Can I get you something?

'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

I speak Jive.

[unitofstuff]

Thanks for reminding me I want to incorporate “fool” into my conversations more. I can’t wait to hear why the pilot ejected. The military keeps saying he had a “mishap” like nobody’s gonna ask what that means. Did he spill coffee in his lap and accidentally pull the eject handle? Fishing around between his legs for a dropped phone maybe?

Interesting detail, the F35B (none of the others) has an automatic ejection provision since it’s the VTOL version. Something about the reaction time that close to the ground in that type of flight mode being the difference between a successful ejection and being a greasy spot on the ground. “Mishap” is pretty vague, could be that the plane got sick of being called a fat, overpriced pig and ejecto seato cuz’d the pilot.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Interesting detail, the F35B (none of the others) has an automatic ejection provision since it’s the VTOL version. Something about the reaction time that close to the ground in that type of flight mode being the difference between a successful ejection and being a greasy spot on the ground. “Mishap” is pretty vague, could be that the plane got sick of being called a fat, overpriced pig and ejecto seato cuz’d the pilot.

I like this. AI decides it's better off getting rid of the human and POW, see ya.

[PB]

Oooooo ..... already happened in Stealth (bloated but fun B movie).

[Ted Striker]

Also

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[SumJongGuy]

^^^GMTA^^^

"I'm afraid I can't do that... Dave"

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Seriously, if a plane's AI sees the stats on military plane crashes re equipment failure vs pilot error, 10/10 that computer is throwing the meat in the seat out.

[The AD]

He flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

Those pretty white planes with red strips and curtains, that look like a big tylenol?

[jono]

[SumJongGuy]

The pilot ejected because someone unplugged the runway lights.

[MultiVerse]

4 plays. 5 snaps. 1 crash.

[Supermoon]

I’m late to this thread, but I would like more information about this

The amount of gorgeous women in Charleston could make you so drunk you forget where you parked the Corp's $80MM advanced stealth fighter.

[Dexter Rutecki]

4 plays. 5 snaps. 1 crash.

Too soon.

[BmillsSkier]

I’m late to this thread, but I would like more information about this

Happy to share brother, it’s a pretty magical town.

[Supermoon]

Happy to share brother, it’s a pretty magical town.

It sounds like Nashville, but with fewer cowboy hats and not all the hype.

[mcski]

That's cause this one takes off vertically fool.

That’s been covered too

[MakersTeleMark]

Happy to share brother, it’s a pretty magical town.

I've been in a lot of places, but when my gf at the time bailed on a trip to Charleston, I took full advantage of the absolutely incredible offerings that week and a half had to offer with a centrally located AirBnBnasty. I think only Argentina beats it in the woman department, and Charleston beats Argie for food, by a km.

[Supermoon]

I've been in a lot of places, but when my gf at the time bailed on a trip to Charleston, I took full advantage of the absolutely incredible offerings that week and a half had to offer. I think only Argentina beats it in the woman department, and Charleston even beats Argie for food.

Oh shit. I’m listening now.

[MakersTeleMark]

Oh shit. I’m listening now.

Shut your ears and book the flight. Now is a great time, so is March.

[unitofstuff]

Seriously, if a plane's AI sees the stats on military plane crashes re equipment failure vs pilot error, 10/10 that computer is throwing the meat in the seat out.

Off the record, the DoD LOVES when the pilot dies because it’s way easier to blame it on pilot error when nobody is alive to defend themselves than to admit that maintenance sucks.