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09-11-2023, 07:37 PM #1
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Thinking about being police … come slam me
I’m crazed
Sent an email to Minneapolis police recruiting. Need that pension, boy
Fuck me ?
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09-11-2023, 07:46 PM #2
I hiked the ridge... once
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Why? Are you going to be a power tripping asshole? Then yes. Otherwise, whatever.
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09-11-2023, 07:48 PM #3
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Sanitation workers here make the same as LEOs.. and they don't get shot as as often. It's open carry so you can still carry a gun if you want..
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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09-11-2023, 07:48 PM #4
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But can you grow the mustache?
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09-11-2023, 07:49 PM #5
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I saw an ad above an airport urinal that the Las Vegas PD is hiring and paying signing bonuses. This pisser was 3,000 miles from Vegas.
Go get that cheddar DD.I still call it The Jake.
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09-11-2023, 08:23 PM #6
I got a hair on my tongue
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Can one lick their own boots?
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09-11-2023, 08:24 PM #7
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Doesn't a criminal record and outstanding warrants disqualify?
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09-11-2023, 08:26 PM #8
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Thinking about being police … come slam me
Dude, there’s still room to grow as a fry cook
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09-11-2023, 08:32 PM #9
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Is S’barro still hiring?
I still call it The Jake.
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09-11-2023, 08:49 PM #10
No I'm not an Australian
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Maybe he inherited his mom's moustache gene?
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Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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09-11-2023, 09:09 PM #11
Me encanta el país alto
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LOL Originally Posted by riser4
And dd: kid, firefighters get the same bennies and have better relations with…everyone.
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09-11-2023, 09:10 PM #12
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Apparently so…. Originally Posted by Skistack
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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09-11-2023, 10:08 PM #13
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Originally Posted by digitaldeath
wouldn't wanna get busted on the first day of cop boot camp... the other wannabe cops would point and laugh at you
https://nypost.com/2023/08/17/wanted...ce-department/
fact.
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09-11-2023, 10:37 PM #14
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Theres no song that goes... fuck the firefighters. Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
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09-11-2023, 10:38 PM #15
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Theres no song that goes... fuck the firefighters. Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
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"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
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09-11-2023, 10:41 PM #16
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I’m thinking he’s going super trooper.
You get a liter of cola. And a hamburger with spit.
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09-11-2023, 10:52 PM #17
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That is the salient question Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Thank you
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09-11-2023, 10:55 PM #18
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Hmmm I suppose I do have avenue warrant in that rathole summit county. I don’t think that will matter Originally Posted by riser4
They’re paying heli skiing money. The chugach is mine!
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09-11-2023, 10:56 PM #19
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They have one at the mall of America Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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09-11-2023, 10:58 PM #20
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https://images.app.goo.gl/9KGWPeYNRLkMk8kP9
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09-11-2023, 11:00 PM #21
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Homocide
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09-11-2023, 11:01 PM #22
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homocide
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09-11-2023, 11:02 PM #23
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Thinking about being police … come slam me
Fuck can’t get this gif to work
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09-11-2023, 11:34 PM #24
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Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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09-12-2023, 07:48 AM #25
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How many chin-ups can you do?
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