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  1. #1
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    Thinking about being police come slam me

    Im crazed

    Sent an email to Minneapolis police recruiting. Need that pension, boy

    Fuck me ?


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    Why? Are you going to be a power tripping asshole? Then yes. Otherwise, whatever.

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    Sanitation workers here make the same as LEOs.. and they don't get shot as as often. It's open carry so you can still carry a gun if you want..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    But can you grow the mustache?


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    I saw an ad above an airport urinal that the Las Vegas PD is hiring and paying signing bonuses. This pisser was 3,000 miles from Vegas.

    Go get that cheddar DD.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Can one lick their own boots?
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

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    Doesn't a criminal record and outstanding warrants disqualify?

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    Thinking about being police come slam me

    Dude, theres still room to grow as a fry cook

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    Is S’barro still hiring?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    But can you grow the mustache?


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    Maybe he inherited his mom's moustache gene?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Doesn't a criminal record and outstanding warrants disqualify?
    LOL

    And dd: kid, firefighters get the same bennies and have better relations with…everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    But can you grow the mustache?


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    Apparently so.


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Im crazed

    Sent an email to Minneapolis police recruiting. Need that pension, boy

    Fuck me ?


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    wouldn't wanna get busted on the first day of cop boot camp... the other wannabe cops would point and laugh at you

    https://nypost.com/2023/08/17/wanted...ce-department/


    fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    LOL

    And dd: kid, firefighters get the same bennies and have better relations with…everyone.
    Theres no song that goes... fuck the firefighters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    LOL

    And dd: kid, firefighters get the same bennies and have better relations witheveryone.
    Theres no song that goes... fuck the firefighters.
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    "We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats

    "I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso

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    I’m thinking he’s going super trooper.

    You get a liter of cola. And a hamburger with spit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Can one lick their own boots?
    That is the salient question

    Thank you


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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Doesn't a criminal record and outstanding warrants disqualify?
    Hmmm I suppose I do have avenue warrant in that rathole summit county. I dont think that will matter

    Theyre paying heli skiing money. The chugach is mine!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Is Sbarro still hiring?
    They have one at the mall of America


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    https://images.app.goo.gl/9KGWPeYNRLkMk8kP9


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    Thinking about being police come slam me

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    Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




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    How many chin-ups can you do?
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