Check Out Our Shop
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Cow fighting

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Dystopia
    Posts
    21,318

    Cow fighting

    Cow tipping. Sure. Anyone near farm country has played that game. Poor cows.

    But why can’t we fight them in fancy pants and a red cape and stab them to thousands of cheering fans?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    The Bull City
    Posts
    14,003
    I'm a bull living in The Bull City.. But, if someone legit identifies as a cow can they enter the cow fighting arena??
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Where the sheets have no stains
    Posts
    22,279
    Cows are pacifists they do not raise their hooves in anger.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Dystopia
    Posts
    21,318
    If I have two coconut halves, carried by a swallow, can I identify as a horse? I sound like one.
    Don’t make me rant about the oppression inherent in the system.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    The Bull City
    Posts
    14,003
    I'm also 100% letting Lenny compete against OTHER dolphins..

    Click image for larger version. 

Name:	maxresdefault.jpg 
Views:	31 
Size:	130.9 KB 
ID:	468397
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    SF & the Ho
    Posts
    9,527
    Is a cowabunga a place?

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Dystopia
    Posts
    21,318
    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Is a cowabunga a place?
    Cowabunga is the rally cry when penetrating the cowabunghole

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Where the sheets have no stains
    Posts
    22,279
    As long as the cows are not Kung Fu fighting.... .

    Holy shit you can find anything on the internet.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    between campus and church
    Posts
    10,008
    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Cowabunga is the rally cry when penetrating the cowabunghole
    Name:  Image1693154207.807360.jpg
Views: 202
Size:  94.6 KB

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •