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  1. #1
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    It's official: otters despise tubers, just like everyone else


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    who hates a bikini hatch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    who hates a bikini hatch?
    Anyone who dislikes out of control playboaters bouncing off everything in the river? Laughing and yelling " beep, beep" while they get swept under your oar? And it aint all hot bikinis. For every tolerable bikini there's some drunk mouthbreathers and nose picking kids in the flotilla.

    Actually, I fish around otters more than tubers and otters aren't good for fishing either. Probably worse. Fish react like deer seeing a pack of wolves sprinting towards them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neckdeep View Post
    …otters aren't good for fishing either. Probably worse. Fish react like deer seeing a pack of wolves sprinting towards them.
    Yup. Throwing dries one day into a frenzy of risers when it just went dead quiet. Then these two surfaced about 50’ away
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    I’d rather see otters than catch fish, tbh.

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  6. #6
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    Why all the tuber hate?

    Potatoes. Sweet potatoes. Turnips. Rutabaga.
    Can’t we all enjoy a healthy starch?

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    My experience with play boaters has generally been pleasant.



    And the otters did a number on one of the girls. Her face was pretty fucked.

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    Otter wasn't fucking around.

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    Local news claims a large river otter can tip 30 lbs. So cute, so freaking badass.
    And it aint all hot bikinis. For every tolerable bikini there's some drunk mouthbreathers and nose picking kids in the flotilla.
    Or for every tolerable bikini there are 9 more that should not even be seen in a bathing suit.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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    Holy fuck. Scarred for life by an otter. That's awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    Otter wasn't fucking around.
    No shit. Dayumm. Fuck those otters.

    I predict Otter Week is the next TVee show.

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    Yeah there was point where people were getting attacked by otters on the Missouri at Yorks islands between toston and Townsend every year. There's a couple feisty bastards in trout lake in YNP as well. I've whacked a couple with my oars a few times. Fuck those squirrelly little fucks.

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    That'll buff right out.
    You're on the water to get in touch with nature, right.
    Now and then nature touches back.

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    next time, show those rodents who the BOSS is!
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    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
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    I love tubing. Fuck you. Too hot here sometimes to do anything else.
    I couldn't imagine how embarrassing it must be to have to be life flighted because of injuries received from an adorable woodland creature. This has Monty Python all over it.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    since this has morphed into the floatie thread,
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    floaters outnumber fishermen 50:1

    WRONG FORUM JONG!

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    well, isn't that just lovely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swimmy View Post
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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