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Thread: A dentist, lawyer, and ski bum
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06-09-2023, 12:19 PM #1
So What
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A dentist, lawyer, and ski bum
walk into a bar...
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06-09-2023, 12:20 PM #2
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Bar keep says " hey Tom"
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06-09-2023, 12:52 PM #3
Addicted to Polish Pussy.
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As the conversation starts - A monkey sits down next to them...
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06-09-2023, 12:57 PM #4
gentleman turn farmer
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A dentist, lawyer, and ski bum
and asks for a light.
(a friends dad defended this case.)
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06-09-2023, 01:03 PM #5
is training for Alpental
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and then a big Indian walked in…
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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06-09-2023, 01:05 PM #6
Cold? The Heater.
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To which the bartender says, "No firewater for you."
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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06-09-2023, 01:19 PM #7
Quatsch!
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The redskin, who is from Washington retorts, "Hey, I'm no Indian...I'll sioux your ass"
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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06-09-2023, 01:34 PM #8
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chat gpt
skynet: engagedA dentist, a lawyer, and a ski bum walk into a bar. They all order their drinks and start chatting.
The bartender, curious about this diverse group, asks them, "So, what brings you three together tonight?"
The dentist takes a sip of his drink and says, "Well, we actually met at a conference on alternative careers."
The lawyer nods and adds, "That's right. We were discussing our passions outside of our usual professions."
Curiosity piqued, the bartender turns to the ski bum and asks, "And what about you? What's your alternative career?"
With a mischievous grin, the ski bum replies, "Oh, I'm actually a professional snow sculptor."
The dentist and lawyer exchange surprised glances. The dentist asks, "Wow, really? How did you end up with such an unusual profession?"
The ski bum chuckles and says, "Well, it all started when I realized I couldn't afford dental school or law school. So, I thought, 'Why not carve out a different path for myself?'"27° 18°
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06-09-2023, 02:21 PM #9
Cruisin in 4th gear
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Just then, an extremely short miniature guy starts to play the piano...
sigless.
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06-09-2023, 02:38 PM #10
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Djinni must have had sand in his ears...
Originally Posted by basinbeater
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06-09-2023, 02:53 PM #11
wash, rinse, don't repeat
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Does this AI have change for nickle? Get it on our side asap. Originally Posted by danmelon
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06-09-2023, 04:38 PM #12
here to help
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This reminds me of a Rontele story...
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06-09-2023, 04:40 PM #13
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Do we PM him for the content? Originally Posted by EWG
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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06-09-2023, 04:51 PM #14
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Has Ronyele been a chatbot this whole tome?
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