Aliens in Vegas

**AK47bp** · 06-08-2023, 05:00 PM

I believe.

Also lots of other news stories about it.

https://youtu.be/BdsYfGvIznM

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 06-08-2023, 05:25 PM

It wasn't an alien. It was a Chupacabras.

**irul&ublo** · 06-08-2023, 06:11 PM

What happens in Vegas….

**ötzi** · 06-08-2023, 06:28 PM

They're way more likely to be from the future than aliens. Just saying.

I wonder if there are any Sara Conners in Vegas phone book.

**ghosthop** · 06-08-2023, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

They're way more likely to be from the future than aliens. Just saying.

This is a hot take, do you have it reasoned out or a link to someone else doing the heavy lifting?

**AK47bp** · 06-08-2023, 10:21 PM

Whatever happened to getting probed?

You don’t hear much about that anymore.

**mcski** · 06-08-2023, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

They're way more likely to be from the future than aliens. Just saying.

I wonder if there are any Sara Conners in Vegas phone book.

My money is on Doc Brown and Marty

**AK47bp** · 06-09-2023, 01:34 AM

https://imgur.com/a/tvbAAAo

**abraham** · 06-09-2023, 02:27 AM

Sounds like a skinwalker story.
Someone on here had a great creepy story about a weird incident while driving in NM. Maybe it was seano?

**BmillsSkier** · 06-09-2023, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by abraham

Sounds like a skinwalker story.
Someone on here had a great creepy story about a weird incident while driving in NM. Maybe it was seano?

The one where the dude came running out of the dark past his broke down car in the middle of the desert at night and kept running off into the darkness? That one?

**Timberridge** · 06-09-2023, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Whatever happened to getting probed?

You don’t hear much about that anymore.

You heard about it more when spook was here.

**hatchgreenchile** · 06-09-2023, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Whatever happened to getting probed?
You don’t hear much about that anymore.

Get with the times, it's now called pegging.
Wake me when there is 4K video of an alien encounter.

**JimmyCarter** · 06-09-2023, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

Wake me when there is 4K video of an alien encounter.

I saw something like that on pornhub, but I’m starting to doubt that it was a real alien.

**BmillsSkier** · 06-09-2023, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

You heard about it more when spook was here.

Where is Wyeaster anyway?

It was a little spicier around here when we had him, Benny, and Puregravity around giving differing viewpoints.

**mcski** · 06-09-2023, 10:37 AM

Agreed. Wasn’t there a where are they now thread?

**yeahman** · 06-09-2023, 10:53 AM

Why didn't he get video of the alien?

**Yonder_River** · 06-09-2023, 10:57 AM

This is so stupid but people keep falling for it. Yeah, some object crashes down leaving a perfect circle and miraculously no footprints or any other evidence remains. Can't see shit for anything he is talking about in his backyard. The story is also so clear to him that he needs to read from a script to describe it..

**El Chupacabra** · 06-09-2023, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

It wasn't an alien. It was a Chupacabras.

It wasn't me. I don't like Vegas...

**Timberridge** · 06-09-2023, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Where is Wyeaster anyway?

A reeducation camp making Yeezy knockoffs.

**hatchgreenchile** · 06-09-2023, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

...I’m starting to doubt that it was a real alien.

Rule 34!

**AK47bp** · 06-09-2023, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile

Get with the times, it's now called pegging.
Wake me when there is 4K video of an alien encounter.

Just googled “alien pegging”. Forgot to use safe search.

Whoa boy. Those aliens are freaks!.

I must now douche my internet history.

**ötzi** · 06-09-2023, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

This is a hot take, do you have it reasoned out or a link to someone else doing the heavy lifting?

Sorry, just catching up. Either interstellar travel or time travel would require breaking the laws of physics as we know them. So that's a wash. But to borrow a phrase, the universe is really big. And since the universe is so damn big, finding us would be very hard in all that space. Time travelers wouldn't have to find us, since they would be from here. So it's more probable that visitors would be from the future than from another planet. Walla.

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 06-09-2023, 12:29 PM

Along that line of thought, I read an article about the time travel question of going back and killing baby Hitler if you could. Some mathematicians figured that it's not possible to travel back in time (to kill Hitler), or it would have already happened.

**Dantheman** · 06-09-2023, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

time travel would require breaking the laws of physics as we know them.

Only going backwards. Going forward is pretty easy in theory and entirely compatible with known physics, just go really, really fast and time dilation takes care of the rest. Pretty hard in practice though since fucktons of energy are required. But, if we're going to encounter time travelers it probably will be travelers from the past in the future.

**Mofro261** · 06-09-2023, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

Along that line of thought, I read an article about the time travel question of going back and killing baby Hitler if you could. Some mathematicians figured that it's not possible to travel back in time (to kill Hitler), or it would have already happened.

Oh it happened. Problem was this event was also AI directed and nobody thought to spell check for accuracy.

RIP baby Hilger.