psa: maggots with to much time on their hands

**laseranimal** · 09-17-2005, 10:35 PM

splat 6,091
phUnk 5,615
basom 5,029
ak_powder_monkey- 4,783
Buzzworthy 4,623
bad_roo 4,555
truth 4,486
Woodsy 3,998
Arty50 3,852
The AD 3,573
BlurredElevens 3,412
Tyrone Shoelaces 3,334
Buster Highmen 3,314
Viva 3,313
Tippster 2,979
Dexter Rutecki 2,863
tuffy109 2,848
Pinner- 2,837
Trackhead 2,737
meatdrink9 2,673
Foggy_Goggles 2,629
Plakespear 2,617
Crinkle- 2,612
Superstar Punani 2,605
The Reverend Floater 2,541
CantDog 2,464
iskibc 2,424
Summit 2,396
CaddyDaddy77 2,361
13 2,305

**Sphinx** · 09-17-2005, 10:40 PM

pad

**laseranimal** · 09-17-2005, 10:44 PM

sphinx = #239

better sneak another couple pads in

**iceman** · 09-17-2005, 11:08 PM

These threads have come up a couple of times before. In the past, the person who started the thread was essentially pulling a little passive-aggressive self-justification move, trying to make themselves feel better by pointing out the people who have posted even more than them, as if to say, "Well I waste a lot of time here, but look, there are people even worse than me!".

Never mind that the people with high post counts often have something to justify that count, whether it be humor or insight or whatever ("whatever" is a broad term), and the person who started the thread generally has a lower post count mainly because he doesn't have shit to say.

But I'm positive that's not the case here, is it laser?

**laseranimal** · 09-17-2005, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

But I'm positive that's not the case here, is it laser?

01234567

**Endlessseason** · 09-17-2005, 11:20 PM

I remember the days when iceman used to be at the top of these lists. Whatever happened to those good old days...

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"Undoing The Enlightenment one click at a time."

**Plakespear** · 09-17-2005, 11:25 PM

I'm on the chart!

**Endlessseason** · 09-17-2005, 11:28 PM

...and oh, by the way, this is post number 1300 for me in almost 4 years. My profile says 0.94 posts per day. Not even one post per day and I already feel like I waste entirely too much time here! Hope my boss doesn't find out. Oh yeah...DOH...I'm self-employed now.

**iceman** · 09-17-2005, 11:31 PM

Endless, you waste way too much time here. I am shocked at your post count, shocked.

**Endlessseason** · 09-17-2005, 11:38 PM

It's not me. I don't waste that much time here. Someone else must be posting under my name.

**Blurred** · 09-18-2005, 12:07 AM

It's threads like this where I have to use the most self-restraint.
Being jealous that others have contributed more than you? Weak sauce.
Funny how a shortage of posts makes the Laser insecure.
Funny you got so pathetic about it that you posted this:http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=779
Ice hit the nail on the head with a sledgehammer...and I'd pWn all you beeeatches if I hadn't gotten banned.

.......or something....

**BakerBoy** · 09-18-2005, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Never mind that the people with high post counts often have something to justify that count, whether it be humor or insight or whatever ("whatever" is a broad term), and the person who started the thread generally has a lower post count mainly because he doesn't have shit to say.

Tel mel that with a straightface while you explain why akpm is #4?

**Capt_Oblivious** · 09-18-2005, 01:33 AM

How did '2,305' get on this list with only 13 posts?

**Steezus Christ** · 09-18-2005, 01:47 AM

Whatever makes the iceman feel better, right?

**nicojohnson1234@gmail.com** · 09-18-2005, 08:11 AM

These guys are in some office cubical bored out of their wits, that's
why they post so much. Plus they think they know something.

**Trackhead** · 09-18-2005, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by kailas

These guys are in some office cubical bored out of their wits, that's
why they post so much. Plus they think they know something.

I don't know shit, and I truly am bored out of my wits at work.

And I also obsessively think about the 05/06 season, and this is one place to think about it.

**truth** · 09-18-2005, 08:42 AM

I'm all gimp all the time. Not even Blurred can deny my status.

**iceman** · 09-18-2005, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by BakerBoy

Tel mel that with a straightface while you explain why akpm is #4?

heh bb, AKPM's why I put that part about "whatever' in there. Patrick definitely contributes something, I'm just not quite sure exactly what it is.

**Dexter Rutecki** · 09-18-2005, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

These threads have come up a couple of times before. In the past, the person who started the thread was essentially pulling a little passive-aggressive self-justification move, trying to make themselves feel better by pointing out the people who have posted even more than them, as if to say, "Well I waste a lot of time here, but look, there are people even worse than me!".

You talkin' to me??
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9611

And here's how my imitation began of what (I believe) ACE started years ago on the old board:

04-05-2004, 08:33 PM
Dexter Rutecki
whatever... Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where I am
Posts: 2,863

TGR freetime awards

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I think this used to be ACE's job, but since he seems to have a real job that is time consuming these days...

In tenth place, our bitter little fruit that you just can't get enough of (and whose number of skiing related posts in being closely monitored by someone), Kumquat.

Ninth place, with 1382 posts, keeping his buzz on through over 1000 posts, Mr. worthy, first name Buzz.

Eighth place is held by the guy you love to hate (or just plain hate), with 1416 posts the hugeairdog himself, Blurred Elevens (probably in first place in number of people ignoring him, though).

Is a limey a relative of a kumquat? Well, we've got one in seventh place, with a solid 1522 posts--probably responsible for more liquid being spit onto monitors than anyone else here. Props to England's only Kirkwood season pass holder.

Splatrick Kenoreno is our sixth place honoree, official photographer, liason to Powder Magazine, magette recruiter, keeper of Otis the Dog, etc. etc. etc., with a solid 1571 posts.

Our top posting Jersey Boy (and resident of assorted Western States and states of mind) comes in at fifth place with 1586 posts (under this particular alias, anyway). He still calls himself Pinner, but I've heard tell that he fixes the heels these days...

1588 posts earns ak_powder_monkey fourth place--what can I say about him that hasn't been said on the board? If his posts lack something in quality, he's doing a good job at keeping up with the quantity.

And now, for our top three...[drum roll and sound of screaming sheep being tortured by LS9000s]

Number three: the jibber of jabba, the sultan of stomp, the shizzle for your nizzle and funkiest funkdafied phUnk we know...skiing is his life, with 1746 posts.

Number two: he thinks he can debunk you and anyone else around here, and he might just be right. Pushing two thousand posts (1949), with a screen name that means nothing to the Bush administration, Truth.

And finally, our winner is (this is too predictable):
iceman. Over 200 posts margin beyond his closest competitor, 2197 posts is testament to how bored the board master is. Known for his vitriol, humor, spirited take-downs of those who need to be taken down, he is officially the most prolific minion. Kudos!

So, there you have it. Congrats to our top 10, let's see those of you who haven't made the list step it up and break into the ranks of these elites (c'mon Buster, I know you've still got it).

Signing off from 15th(?) place, your temporary MC, Dexter R.

**iceman** · 09-18-2005, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki

You talkin' to me??
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9611

hem, hrm, um, no. Threads that single me out for kudos are inherently okay, duh. There were some other threads that had a much more negative spin on the whole thing, although I can't find them. Water under the bridge anyway. But you'd better get typing Mr. Rutecki, you're getting left in the dust here!

**Dexter Rutecki** · 09-18-2005, 10:24 AM

Yeah, I should get typing, but the board is probably not where I should be doing it.
I'm falling behind here too, though. Story of my life; I always start so full of promise, and then...