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    I love my wife, but Garden Performance in your 40s?

    Is it hard to Perform in your Garden?

    I can't keep the backyard grass proper and I hate Garden work.Click image for larger version. 

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    Uhuhuhuhuh, butt garden, huhuhuhuhuh.

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    you really only need the grass where you’re walking.

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    less worry about stepping in dog shit too.

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    I have a small dog so the lawn has small dog turds. These are both a blessing and a curse.

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    I just mowed my lawn last night gearing up for a big a weekend

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    I’ve got a dog that kicks after she shits. I have a bucket of soil and seed mix next to the lawn to divot fix like it’s a driving range…


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    What exactly is she performing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    I’ve got a dog that kicks after she shits.
    Family pet growing up was a black lab who did this pretty forcefully.

    My folks taught her to keep scratching, like all the way across the yard, by calling, "MOONWALK, MOONWALK!" and rewarding her with praise, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    I’ve got a dog that kicks after she shits. I have a bucket of soil and seed mix next to the lawn to divot fix like it’s a driving range…


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    Ha. My dog does this. He shits, then sniffs his shit, then pivots 180 and does about 4 kicks and a quick hot lap back the door to bang on the glass “let me in!”

    Pretty funny.

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    We house trained our new cockapoo with treats. In the morning she would pee and poop and come in and get a treat. Now she has figured out that if she pees and comes in the house she gets a treat, then if she goes out and shits she gets another one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    What exactly is she performing?
    unfortunagely some people seemed to think this thrad was about dog shitting

    I figured it was about how well kept or unkept the garden and bush were
    then again I am me and you guys are you guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    unfortunagely some people seemed to think this thrad was about dog shitting

    I figured it was about how well kept or unkept the garden and bush were
    then again I am me and you guys are you guys
    So now it’s a manscape thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    What exactly is she performing?
    Well trimmed shrubbery and making sure to weed on a regular basis is important for keeping a spouse proud of the front and rear garden.

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    Bob Ross has entered the chat.


    An icon of all scapes

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    What exactly is she performing?
    PM Rontele
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    unfortunagely some people seemed to think this thrad was about dog shitting

    I figured it was about how well kept or unkept the garden and bush were
    then again I am me and you guys are you guys
    No shit.

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    The tennant is getting the gardens going and i don't have to pay any $ or do anything,

    the year before last was good growing weather so I got alot of compliments on my flowers

    except for the owner of the health food store she said " your flowers look so good there is no way you did it "
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    We rent and my wife spends 20-30 hours a week gardening the public right of way next to the house.

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    In her happy place
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    If only there was something we could do….

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisco Kid View Post
    We rent and my wife spends 20-30 hours a week gardening the public right of way next to the house.

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    well if she is out there 20-30 hrs a week she ain't in the house bugging you

    I was gona say there is no way you did that
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    Lawns are trash
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    well if she is out there 20-30 hrs a week she ain't in the house bugging you

    I was gona say there is no way you did that
    Correct on both. I worked long and hard to get to the point where she'll say. "I'll be playing in in my garden all day today. Why don't you go golf or ski or something."
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