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    Fuck instal snap chat fuck zuck

    Today is Motherís Day.

    But I didnít make cafe latte and strawberries and cream and blah blah blah you donít appreciate me like my other friendís husbands that post on Instagram snap gram whateve

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    Go outside and breathe


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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    Go outside and breathe


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    Been outside and breathing and doing yard work all morning. It was nice

    Then she comes home from yoga and Pilates angry as fuck.


    Fuck. Namaste biatch

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    TGR is social media.

    Post some naked pictures of said wife here to show her your appreciation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Been outside and breathing and doing yard work all morning. It was nice

    Then she comes home from yoga and Pilates angry as fuck.


    Fuck. Namaste biatch
    Maybe sheís pissed because you are home

    In addition, maybe you are misdirecting blame here and need to reflect on the reasons for her anger
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    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...Christ/page227

    there is already a whole fucking thread for that kind of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...Christ/page227

    there is already a whole fucking thread for that kind of shit
    Yes. True.

    But without social media insta snap Fuck book most people would have no idea what their friends are fake happy posting.

    It’s the fake happy face that annoys me. Most people’s lives are a grind.

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    I havent been married in a long time and my mothers dead so its impossible for me to fuck up mother's day ergo I just lead an empty meaningless life whereas you lead such a rich/ nuanced life
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Been outside and breathing and doing yard work all morning. It was nice

    Then she comes home from yoga and Pilates angry as fuck.


    Fuck. Namaste biatch
    Didn't you know namaste roughly translates to go fuck yourself?
    Live Free or Die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Been outside and breathing and doing yard work all morning. It was nice

    Then she comes home from yoga and Pilates angry as fuck.


    Fuck. Namaste biatch
    Oh man, fun day at your house!


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    Did you give her a MD card or flowers before she went out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    Didn't you know namaste roughly translates to go fuck yourself?
    Oh, really?
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/word...ory-of-namaste

    Bless your heart.

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    A local bro & I came up with the greeting " Namaste mutherfucker " and a fist bump after a lot of drinks, he was envisioning a cartoon Hindu-super-character who would jump into the fray yelling the battle cry , he has small kids now and we have since decided on more refined verbage
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Live Free or Die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Sarcasm
    Have you heard of it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Sarcasm
    Have you heard of it?
    Sarcasm? No, please help.

    I guess I need new batteries in my sarcasm meter. In my defense, I never took any yoga classes.

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    Thanks for sharing my diary entry today.

    She left angry. I took a short nap. Then went back to yard work. Birds rabbits coyotes sunshine.
    And no yelling.

    Namaste motherfuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Sarcasm? No, please help.

    I guess I need new batteries in my sarcasm meter. .
    Dude, on a sarcasm scale of 1-10, his post was a 12 at least. I think your meter needs a full replacement under warranty.

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    Kind regards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Thanks for sharing my diary entry today.

    She left angry. I took a short nap. Then went back to yard work. Birds rabbits coyotes sunshine.
    And no yelling.

    Namaste motherfuckers.
    No make up sex?


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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Dude, on a sarcasm scale of 1-10, his post was a 12 at least. I think your meter needs a full replacement under warranty.
    Eh, we all have our off days.

    And though I’m willing to concede that was pretty bad on my part…12, really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    No make up sex?


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    It would seem itís the perfect time for coreshot to ask for a blow job

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Kind regards
    H.A.G.S. (Have a great summer)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Fuck instal snap chat fuck zuck

    Today is Motherís Day.

    But I didnít make cafe latte and strawberries and cream and blah blah blah you donít appreciate me like my other friendís husbands that post on Instagram snap gram whateve
    Itís clearly social medias fault you didnít do shit for your wife on Motherís Day. She probably thinks less of you than we do and thatís saying something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    No make up sex?
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    Cunnilingus is the answer

    And women need to feel special u fuked ip bro

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