MLB In Salt Lake WTAF?!?

[MiddleOfNight]

If I had musk money, I’d buy the team and name them the Stormin’ Mormon Soakers. FKNA!

Ha! .. what would the mascot be .. A wiener that just soaks in the bun .. a big corndog?

[Hott Butt Mud]

Plus, you know they will come up with an absolute abomination of a name like the Salt Lake Elders or the Utah Founders.

Then of course, no beer sales after the 4th inning.

EDIT: Holy fuck, they already had a baseball team called the Salt Lake Elders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catego...Elders_players

[muted reborn]

Plus, you know they will come up with an absolute abomination of a name like the Salt Lake Elders or the Utah Founders.

Then of course, no beer sales after the 4th inning.

EDIT: Holy fuck, they already had a baseball team called the Salt Lake Elders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catego...Elders_players

I think those are great names. Also could be the Utah Bishops, the Salt Lake Prophets, or the Salt Lake Dust Devils.

[ötzi]

The unis could be fun.

[fatnslow]

Plus, you know they will come up with an absolute abomination of a name like the Salt Lake Elders or the Utah Founders.

Then of course, no beer sales after the 4th inning.

EDIT: Holy fuck, they already had a baseball team called the Salt Lake Elders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catego...Elders_players

Da fuck you talking about ? I think SLC is the best settings for pro athletes. Have 12 kids with 4-5 women that aren't your first wife.
How about SLC polygamists or virginity reapers ?

[Woodsy]

A lot to unpack here, which I will get back to.
Realistically there's 2 expansion slots, Vegas is a no brainer for 1, Portland & Vancouver both top SLC.
This is just a real estate play for. LHM corp

[grskier]

The SLC Smog Monsters has a certain truth to it.

[soul_skier]

How much taxpayer money for the stadium do you think they'll ask for?

[jackattack]

I think those are great names. Also could be the Utah Bishops, the Salt Lake Prophets, or the Salt Lake Dust Devils.

If I know anything about the Millerz they like their franchise names to alliterate.

Salt Lake Birdz

Mascot is a seagull.

[MultiVerse]

Just an excuse to post a great song and video with some baseball in it called, THE GREAT SALT LAKE!

[muted reborn]

Governor claims no taxpayer money will go to a stadium but possible tax breaks for them that are way below what MLB owners are expecting. MLB experts say he has to change his mind if he wants a team.

Smog monsters are a good direction for a name- why can't our smog have a ctachy name like Karl the Fog in SF?

Would love to hear your drunken rant about the LHM power play Woodsy.

[billyk]

In the vein of the red and white sox organizations, how about an undergarment themed name, like the long johns, or base layers?