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    Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trail

    With the trial becoming a pretty big deal, does Deer Valley rename the trail the incident took place on after the movie star?
    Or do the locals just start calling it the "Ozoneass".
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Treasure trail!

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    If they do that will the Optician file an objection that his name should instead be on the trail?

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    They should place an historical marker at the site.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    They should place an historical marker at the site.


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    Like a large jade egg with a plaque on it?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Or a yoni steaming chair ?Click image for larger version. 

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    "Gwyneth's Carpet"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    "Gwyneth's Carpet"
    Groomed to perfection?
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    I still call it The Jake.

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    ^^^ Yes!

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    I like the idea. It would be a break from the Stein this, Stein that.

    Is UT as strict as the Upstate on historical markers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Double black diamond??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Double black diamond??
    Right next to the triple black diamond "Black Hole".
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Double black diamond??
    If this trial has taught us anything, it's that hitting Goop is risky business.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    That’s good.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The steam cleaned vagina snail trail

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    Snail Trail is good. I'll add Egg Drop.

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
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    Random thought.

    When getting rectal ozone therapy

    Do you make an O face?

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    Retribution Rollover

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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