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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trail
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04-01-2023, 07:11 AM #26
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If we get any lasting legacy out of this fiasco, I hope this is it.
Can't wait to hit up DV next year and see all the new trail names.I still call it The Jake.
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04-01-2023, 07:19 AM #27
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04-01-2023, 08:23 AM #28
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Could be the best yet.
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
But wtf. If she countersued for two dollars it would be more fun. Funny
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04-01-2023, 08:50 AM #29
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A counter suit for change for a nickel would have proven that she is total gnar! Originally Posted by Core Shot
Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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04-01-2023, 09:07 AM #30
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04-02-2023, 06:16 PM #31
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04-02-2023, 06:18 PM #32
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04-02-2023, 06:37 PM #33
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This ski sign guy is going to log on his work computer Monday morning and get his mind blown if he sees all these prototypes we made on his website.
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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04-02-2023, 06:44 PM #34
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I will take that voyage Originally Posted by Evil E
Welch vs Paltrow.
That is the question now
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04-02-2023, 06:45 PM #35
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Originally Posted by billyk
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Ahem,
I think if we’ve shown anything in the history of this place, it’s that we’re trendsetters and innovators. He or she will be thanking this dark corner of the internet. Originally Posted by Harry
I still call it The Jake.
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04-02-2023, 07:32 PM #36
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Welch is dead but you are weird Originally Posted by Core Shot
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04-02-2023, 07:42 PM #37
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I hadn’t considered the age factor. But she was hotter than Paltrow. RIP. Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
But the fantastic voyage was funny.
And the vagtastic voyage is punny.
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04-02-2023, 11:29 PM #38
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Great minds think alike? Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Ahem,
My version is more succinct, more Hemingwayish.Last edited by billyk; 04-03-2023 at 12:03 AM.
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04-03-2023, 05:42 AM #39
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In for anything Hemingway. Originally Posted by billyk
I still call it The Jake.
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04-03-2023, 02:21 PM #40
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Someone has to order and affix a sign at some point. Skin up at night. See how long it lasts
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