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    Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial

    Who's our courtroom correspondent on the ground in Park City?

    Both parties claim they were the downhill skier and were in fact that party that was hit.

    It's shit like this that makes me hate each and every collector/runout trail that leads back to the base at the end of a day; total goat rodeos with gapers in all directions.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...row-ski-trial/
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The plaintiff's version of events has changed multiple times originally claiming a 'hit and run'. The fact that she was taking a lesson and her instructor said that the plaintiff ran into her will be tough to overcome.

    Most importantly - how does the courtroom smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    Most importantly - how does the courtroom smell?
    Like goop.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post

    Most importantly - how does the courtroom smell?
    I hear there's a candle for that.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Or a vag


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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    Or a vag
    that could be tough to overcome too.... or not....
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    So it comes down to the testimony of the instructor and the other guy's friend that also says he saw it happen. I know that I'm tired of hearing about it already, it's been all over tv for 2 days now.

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    Paid actor!


    Err, wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    with gapers in all directions.
    Dentists from Atlanta?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    I am so glad that TGR is on the case!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Can a jury say "we find for no one"? Because unless there is testimony from unbiased witnesses that should be the verdict.
    As far as the plaintiff's story changing--first of all he had a concussion so any "recollection" he has would be based on what he was told and on "memories" he has formed since. And second--the crash occured in 2016. You'd expect witnesses' and principles' stories to change over time. The most suspicious story would be one that stays exactly the same.

    I saw a crash at Mammoth recently. A skier--bigger, and a boarder--teen with a race bib--came around opposites sides of a lift in front of the lodge and collided head on. Neither more at fault. Skier got the worst of it--knee. Snowboarder checked on the skier and was told everything OK before he left. Skier looked a little dazed, took a while to get up. The skier didn't call patrol; I did and gave her my story before she checked skier. I figured the guy had been dazed enough he needed to be assessed and that there should be a record of what happened in case there are repercussions--like the skier goes home and dies from a bleed in the head.

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    We can be pretty sure the courtroom does not smell like ass.

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucele...h=7c67cf2f33ee

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Dentists from Atlanta?
    Now that's a target rich environment if you are looking for some free settlement cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbowski View Post
    We can be pretty sure the courtroom does not smell like ass.

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucele...h=7c67cf2f33ee
    I guess blowing smoke up someoneís ass is profitable
    As long as thereís ozone up in there?


    I hadnít even heard of this gaper ski story.
    But I admit to never having heard of rectal ozone.
    Wow. This world is fubar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Dentists from Atlanta?
    In Deer Valley? Almost assuredly.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    At least they are suing eachother and not the resort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbowski View Post
    We can be pretty sure the courtroom does not smell like ass.

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucele...h=7c67cf2f33ee
    dammit
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Odd that someone who should be a millionaire (retired ophthalmologist) is pursuing this. Maybe heís awful with money and broke the bank in retirement.


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    At least she did not shoot anyone to death.

    She should get off scot free.
    watch out for snakes

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    i hope the judge is a skier
    cuz there's only one way to decide who wins:
    ski off on high traverse
    "where's my $37?"

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    Can we get back to rectal ozone.

    I need to learn more

    Fuck these actors and dentists suing each other.

    I need ozone
    Stat
    Up the butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    Odd that someone who should be a millionaire (retired ophthalmologist) is pursuing this. Maybe he’s awful with money and broke the bank in retirement.


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    he's a retired optometrist. I don't think that's as lucrative as ophthalmology.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    he's a retired optometrist. I don't think that's as lucrative as ophthalmology.
    still.... he should have seen it coming.

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