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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial
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03-30-2023, 02:59 PM #401
Bold prediction: No way the jury will make the dentist pay for Paltrow's lawyer. Her pomposity is very abrasive, and jurors don't like that. I will say that IF a jury finds for Paltrow, then she will be awarded $1. Her defense lawyer should be an ins. co. lawyer, who is paid a paltry sum. She may have hired a personal attorney for her affirmative claim, but that is questionable. There is also a comparative negligence element to the claim, which could knock down the ultimate award.
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03-30-2023, 03:26 PM #402
Somebody should fact check, but if the jury finds for the defense then in cases like this the judge decides whether or not to award legal fees. I suspect the jury made its decision before the defense even plead its case and that the jury has been bored ever since.
Somebody should also fact check the "half day" clip. Odds are it was taken out of context and isn't as imperious as it comes across.
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03-30-2023, 03:38 PM #403"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-30-2023, 03:40 PM #404
I don't know Utah law, but the common law rule in the US is that litigants bear their own legal fees unless there is a statute providing otherwise. At least that is my understanding.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-30-2023, 03:44 PM #405
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03-30-2023, 03:45 PM #406
You're probably right. I guess the question is from the jury's standpoint is that in the context of Terry falsifying his story? As in the half day skiing things sounds pretty bad unless the jury believes the witness is telling the truth about what happened. Then in their eyes she's just stating what happened, not complaining per se, making the statement a lot less outrageous in the overall arc of her testimony.
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03-30-2023, 03:45 PM #407
The plaintiff may have been skiing "carpet edge to carpet edge" but clearly he did not ski full carpet to the road. So no GNAR points.
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03-30-2023, 03:49 PM #408"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-30-2023, 04:23 PM #409
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03-30-2023, 04:37 PM #410Banned
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GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS
GWYN MUST PAY 133 MILLION IN DAMAGES
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03-30-2023, 04:44 PM #411Registered User
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I thought that they said guilty but must put an overly large stone in her Cooch for the rest of ski season
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03-30-2023, 04:46 PM #412
^Stormy Paltrow?
Eye Dr: "If you grab ze tits, you must acquit" wait. that doesn't work.
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03-30-2023, 04:58 PM #413
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03-30-2023, 04:59 PM #414
Spoiler.
Oh snap: Gwyneth Paltrow Found Not Liable in Utah Ski Crash Case, Terry Sanderson '100 Percent' at Fault
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03-30-2023, 05:00 PM #415"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-30-2023, 05:04 PM #416
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03-30-2023, 05:05 PM #417
gwyndication
Move upside and let the man go through...
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03-30-2023, 05:13 PM #418Banned
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Was this the dumbest trial in all of history?
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03-30-2023, 05:27 PM #419
The Gwyneth trial should have Utahns wondering why any of us do lift served skiing, ever. Tear down the lifts and increase funding for the UAC. It's the only solution for the traffic problem and the smarmy little dentists filing frivolous lawsuits problem.
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03-30-2023, 05:33 PM #420
Gwen wins. Time to drop the hammer again on Bandana.
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03-30-2023, 05:34 PM #421
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03-30-2023, 05:40 PM #422
So he has to pay her a $1 for the award, but then all her legal fees which is going to probably be pretty high as this was a pretty long trial and plenty of work leading up to the actual Courtroom trial.
She should have asked damages in the amount of the prices of an afternoon lit ticket to cover her "loss"Last edited by RShea; 03-30-2023 at 06:07 PM.
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03-30-2023, 05:41 PM #423
Yes, it's very effective.
I actually started to type "rules" but then remembered the federal statutes that have fee shifting provisions (which is the method of fee shifting I am vaguely familiar with) and figured some persnickety fucker would point that out so I changed it. Can't fucking win with lawyers.
And fuck if I know what's common, the common law rule is that we don't shift legal fees. I know there are exceptions but that's pretty much all I know. I couldn't have told you that some states memorialize their fee shifting in rules of civil procedure."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-30-2023, 05:45 PM #424
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03-30-2023, 05:45 PM #425
Thank god. She won the ski off!
Dude has to pay her attorney fees.
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