Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial

[byates1]

If one of the skiers wasn’t Gwenyth Paltrow and instead was Karen Reyonds from Des Moines Iowa would this lawsuit even exist?

Everyone knows the answer. Such stupid bullshit waste of time media garbage.

Agreed. I hate shit like this. Ppl are scumbags. 4 broken ribs? Suck it up pussy.

[Core Shot]

Agreed. I hate shit like this. Ppl are scumbags. 4 broken ribs? Suck it up pussy.

4 broken ribs would suck.

But if I broke them banging Paltrow?
I’d high five and ask for street cred.

[AK47bp]

4 broken ribs would suck.

But if I broke them banging Paltrow?
I’d high five and ask for street cred.

Sweet post.


She’d have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.

[byates1]

Broken ribs do def suck but this guy is a fucking clown. Bruised up a bit. Lying and exaggerating..

[BmillsSkier]

Maybe he took a jade egg to the ribs?

[booner]

She’d have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.

In?

[EWG]

Not that I wouldn’t either, but those fucking tailgunners wouldn’t know a downhill right of way skier if it took a dump on their face.

Therefore, the only true way this can be settled is the same as it ever was:

Chinese Downhill.

Dammit you're right! How is this not in the Utah skier's code of conduct? This is the way!

[Dee Hubbs]

She’d have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.

In?

Booner, you wouldn't know what to do with her bone broth skinny body.

[AK47bp]

Booner, you wouldn't know what to do with her bone broth skinny body.

[plugboots]

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****THIS IS A MEME WORTHY******
****VIDEO CLIP OF GWYNETH*****

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SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN

She missed a day of skiing!!
Fuck that guy. I’m with Gwyn.

[AK47bp]

She missed a day of skiing!!
Fuck that guy. I’m with Gwyn.

Half day


Which is worse because you are already there with your gear.

[oftpiste]

Sweet post.


She’d have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.

I think that's what he meant

[Cono Este]

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think Gwen is much fun. I’d be Audi 5000 after a day.

[Core Shot]

What about Audi goop?

[booner]

Booner, you wouldn't know what to do with her bone broth skinny body.

You're not wrong.

Can we get her on a milkshake IV stat?

[skiballs]

The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10


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[Trackhead]

Agreed. I hate shit like this. Ppl are scumbags. 4 broken ribs? Suck it up pussy.

Dude needs to be taken out back and taught a lesson..........a lesson his daddy didn't teach him.

[BmillsSkier]

POTD. LaCroix out the nose with that back and forth.

The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10


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Pics? I'll readily admit I fall in love anytime I see a blonde ponytail or braids poking out from under a helmet or hat of a woman who can ski well. It rapidly moves towards awkward marriage proposal yelled from the lift (under my breath) if their in a Patrol jacket.

[Harry]

The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10


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Pic needed to support this claim.


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[skiballs]

She was just on tv testifying, you lazy fucks


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[Core Shot]

She was just on tv testifying, you lazy fucks


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What is this TV thing of which you speak?

[BmillsSkier]

She was just on tv testifying, you lazy fucks


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I can't work, surf TRG and watch TV at the same time. One of those things needs to fall on you slackers.

[skiballs]

I’m doing all three Billy


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[BmillsSkier]

I’m doing all three Billy


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Well then Hugh was right, some of us really are above average.

[Danno]

I’m doing all three Billy


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