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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial
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03-30-2023, 05:39 AM #376
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03-30-2023, 07:03 AM #377
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03-30-2023, 07:15 AM #378
I think we are doing fine. Nothing to be ashamed of, certainly, and excellent compared to every other news outlet covering the story. But honestly, given the comedy potential of the source material, I feel like we should have higher standards. I'm awarding the thread so far about a 7/10, and I'm concerned that might be slightly high. Based on the standards to which we have become accustomed here, I'd say the absolute floor of the level we should be attaining here is about a 8.5/10, or maybe a 9.
I mean, good lord, this is right in our wheel house. There's celebrities, ski accidents, an aggrieved party that is essentially a dentist, losing a half day of skiing, an incident location where probably 20 of our members have been within the last few weeks, attorneys, falling down on snow, Goop, baked goods gift baskets, abrasions demanding compensation, fixing broken ribs with aquaseal eh, things that annoy and things that amuse us, physics, medical advice, toilet humor, first world problems, old man park skiing, trip reports, not paying attention to jongs while skiing - shit, it's like the trifecta times 10. This should be like shooting monkeys in a barrel for us. Seriously. Come on. Step it up.
Do better. Really. Have higher standards for yourselves. What's all this lying around stuff? What are you all still laying around for? What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!
Now go on out there and raise the level. Get it done. There is HOF potential here, and nobody gets back inside until we get there. Go.
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03-30-2023, 07:26 AM #379
You forgot to list steam-cleaned hoo-haa‘s. That’s what brought me to this thread.
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03-30-2023, 07:43 AM #380
And 50+ hotties
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-30-2023, 07:54 AM #381
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03-30-2023, 08:32 AM #382
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03-30-2023, 09:00 AM #383
Projection on the outcome
Say A & B crash their cars into each other at a red light. Person A says I had the green light, Person B says I had the green light. No independent witnesses. Both A & B are credible witnesses. A sues B, B counterclaims against A. Neither can carry their burden of proof "by a preponderance of the evidence" thus the jury comes back with a defense verdict on A's claim against B and B's claim against A.
Both of these idiots walk away with zilch.
Paltro looks like a fool but makes zillions off of the free goop publicity.
Doc looks like a fool but trademarks a ski company called Carpet to Carpet and makes zillions.In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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03-30-2023, 09:02 AM #384
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03-30-2023, 09:32 AM #385Registered User
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not sure if this has been addressed
is gwyneth a) shaved smoothed b) neatly well trimmed c) running wild with a monster bush ?
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03-30-2023, 10:01 AM #386
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03-30-2023, 10:09 AM #387
Billiard table ... duh
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03-30-2023, 10:15 AM #388
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03-30-2023, 10:31 AM #389
Despite the hippie slant to her Goop product range I'd put my money on smooth.
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03-30-2023, 10:50 AM #390
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03-30-2023, 10:51 AM #391
Didn't have to be fucking Kojak to figure that one out.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...n-diaz-1882312
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03-30-2023, 11:50 AM #392In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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03-30-2023, 11:52 AM #393
If the GSA were there they’d have 37 different camera angles and all the rescue and 1st aid equipment needed. His disciples would have rendered immediate care.
Why has he forsaken us?
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03-30-2023, 12:20 PM #394Formerly someone else!
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Jmho - guy was trying to get photo taken by so-called friend of him (doc) skiing behind G, lost control when facing camera trying to show his pearly whites and skied into her when she made an unexpected turn! Think it should be thrown out of court!
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03-30-2023, 12:21 PM #395
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03-30-2023, 12:27 PM #396
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03-30-2023, 12:52 PM #397
We have to remember, this douche bag has tied up county resources, court rooms, and if you e ever waited a yr for a court date, this is why.
If he loses, I pray he is forced to pay Gwen’s legal fees, but I doubt they’ll award that. He’s probably out 500k on lawyers by now anyway.
I’d say I’ll never ski PC again, but it’s the one place everything is free to me.
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03-30-2023, 02:47 PM #398
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03-30-2023, 02:53 PM #399
Gwyneth head shot stickers . She had me @ Half Day. Duets.https://youtu.be/Xo1DUMVt7NY
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03-30-2023, 02:55 PM #400
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