Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial

[fastfred]

The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10

real world what??? 7 8 or 9

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what he said

She was just on tv testifying, you lazy fucks


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no tv bro

What is this TV thing of which you speak?

exactly ain't you guys working how do you watch tv post on tgr and work


hot ski town babes yes

[Brownski]

The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10
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POTD.
Pics? I'll readily admit I fall in love anytime I see a blonde ponytail or braids poking out from under a helmet or hat of a woman who can ski well. It rapidly moves towards awkward marriage proposal yelled from the lift (under my breath) if their in a Patrol jacket.

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confirmed. And she can run a sled without a tail-rope

[Core Shot]

confirmed. And she can run a sled without a tail-rope

A solid 6
No offense. Im sure she’s nice irl. And with makeup and goop and shit most chicks use to look good these days, yeah. Maybe more goop.

Being a patroller i’d upgrade to a 7

[fastfred]

I'll pass
had me thinking she was a solid ski town 10
nope
bet she knows her ski town cred and pushes it hard

[The AD]

Calling her a ten was probably setting the bar a bit high.

[BmillsSkier]

Calling her a ten was probably setting the bar a bit high.

Just a bit. But when have skiers ever been known to exaggerate before?

[The AD]

Just a bit. But when have skiers ever been known to exaggerate before?

Never. Now excuse me while I go ski two feet of blower pow.

[Core Shot]

Wait.

Fred said nope?

Out of viagra?

[halliday]

Umm, she’s 50 and looks like she’s in her 30s. Compared to who, is she not aging well?

It's gotta be the rectal ozone that makes her look so good. What else could it be?

[fastfred]

Wait.

Fred said nope?

Out of viagra?

Hey bud didn't say I'd pass just said she was over rated would bang

But can she rock thigh highs and a garter belt?

That's my new standard now

[huckbucket]

Hey bud didn't say I'd pass just said she was over rated would bang

But can she rock thigh highs and a garter belt?

That's my new standard now

We can safely assume she's under 50 and has meaty quads. You good with that?

[fastfred]

We can safely assume she's under 50 and has meaty quads. You good with that?

Yes very

Nothing wrong w muscle tree trunk legs on a chick

[dookeyXXX]

I am eagerly awaiting the PETA backlash over GP’s $250 face-shielding, lambskin bound Smythson of Bond Street notebook…

[JimmyCarter]

I am eagerly awaiting the PETA backlash over GP’s $250 face-shielding Smythson of Bond Street notebook…

Jokes on you, that’s not animal, it’s made with her recycled excess labia

[Core Shot]

Garter belt??

Yeah. Let’s bring back the 1930s

I’m guessing you have sock garters as well.

[huckbucket]

Jokes on you, that’s not animal, it’s made with her recycled excess labia

[BmillsSkier]

lol, yeah

[JimmyCarter]

lol, yeah

Get with the times guys

https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/post...urgery-135464/

[BmillsSkier]

I'm hesitant to click on that link as I haven't had lunch yet.

[mcphee]

Jokes on you, that’s not animal, it’s made with her recycled excess labia

humans are animals

[JimmyCarter]

humans are animals

Not ones that PETA cares about

[BmillsSkier]

Too early to make a joke about crabs?

[huckbucket]

I'm hesitant to click on that link as I haven't had lunch yet.

It's OK. As long as you're eating hot dogs for lunch.

[Core Shot]

Too early to make a joke about crabs?

Heh. Crab jokes always work.

But that old bay fight is awesome.
Crabs aren’t smaht. Dumber than lobstah
And nowhere near mammals.

PS. No way Gwyneth has crabs. They can’t survive ozone.

[BmillsSkier]

It's OK. As long as you're eating hot dogs for lunch.

Ah, college. That reminds me of a girl...