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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial
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03-24-2023, 11:20 AM #176
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And who can forget King Pu$$y Eater’s hit single Goop on Ya Grinch?
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03-24-2023, 11:27 AM #177
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It started out being about the trial. It was never about the trail, but give it time.
Originally Posted by Mazderati
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03-24-2023, 11:56 AM #178
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If that somehow got introduced at trial. Or at least by a commentator. That would be awesome. Originally Posted by mcphee
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03-24-2023, 02:03 PM #179
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Paltrow clothing cost analysis:
https://mynews4.com/news/entertainme...celebrity-news Originally Posted by powder11
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03-24-2023, 02:33 PM #180
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Reality star?
She was the fat chick in Shallow Hal.
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03-24-2023, 03:03 PM #181
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And the skinny one, but she’s not the former reality star in question. Originally Posted by AK47bp
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03-24-2023, 03:04 PM #182
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So where are we with this trial? Did the collision eye doctor win his ozone vagina egg?
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03-24-2023, 03:11 PM #183
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So you’re implying drumpf pumps ozone up his own ass? Like a flashlight? Originally Posted by Peruvian
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03-24-2023, 03:15 PM #184
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Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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03-24-2023, 03:28 PM #185
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Sounds like he was keeping his legs together at least -- she's lucky not to get a probin' in the o-zone.“She’s skiing, enjoying herself,” he said. “Suddenly she sees two skis appear between her skis. And a man comes up right behind her.”
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03-24-2023, 03:43 PM #186
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Sounds like a renaming of the trail to "Gwen's Folly" is in order.
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03-24-2023, 03:54 PM #187
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Gwen’s folly was to marry a douchebag country singer. Not sure why you’d name a trail after that. Originally Posted by byates1
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03-24-2023, 04:00 PM #188
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Gwen Stefani, now there’s a 50 y/o smoke.
I still call it The Jake.
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03-24-2023, 04:02 PM #189
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So was Dustin Diamond. Originally Posted by ::: :::
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03-24-2023, 04:05 PM #190
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Gwyneth's folly was marrying a douchebag alternative rocker. Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
BTW, apparently Chris Martin is now dating Dakota Johnson. Okay, she's a smoke show.
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03-24-2023, 04:12 PM #191
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Paltrow on stand in PC. She spent 8000 on kids lessons.
Who is trolling the hotel bars tonight?
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03-24-2023, 04:12 PM #192
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RIP Screech. Originally Posted by jackattack
I still call it The Jake.
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03-24-2023, 04:36 PM #193
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but I'm not sure what non surgically altered 50yo Gwen would look like Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-24-2023, 04:47 PM #194
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Counterfactuals are always tough. Originally Posted by Danno
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03-24-2023, 05:05 PM #195
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whoever meets her at the bar tonight should suggest altoids instead of ozone
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03-24-2023, 05:09 PM #196
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Reese Witherspoon just announced she’s getting divorced. Just sayin’
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03-24-2023, 05:12 PM #197
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She’s 47 dude. Originally Posted by Peruvian
Gross.
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03-24-2023, 05:13 PM #198
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Heard that Gwyn got forcibly dry humped and spooned from behind. Loud grunting moans and all. Dude scissored her pizza from the back.
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03-24-2023, 05:14 PM #199
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Right?? Chris Hansen would like a word Originally Posted by AK47bp
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03-24-2023, 05:21 PM #200
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Goddamn it, I can't believe people keep forgetting to list Fastlane. It's like listing George Lucas movies and leaving out Star Wars. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Also, the Ringer has jumped into the fray:
https://www.theringer.com/movies/202...rial-breakdown
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