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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahman View Post
    My brother got smashed at Park City in January. Guy just skied away and left him lying there, which is a felony in Utah. Three broken ribs and likely concussion. Pretty much ended his ski season. He thinks it might have been intentional but obviously it's way more likely it was a gaper.

    Carry on.
    Holy hell! Did they find the guy? How is your brother doing now? Fuckin bullshit to ski away.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    he's a retired optometrist. I don't think that's as lucrative as ophthalmology.
    or as lucrative a suing GP
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Holy hell! Did they find the guy? How is your brother doing now? Fuckin bullshit to ski away.
    Agree. Waaay beyond lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    Umm, she’s 50 and looks like she’s in her 30s. Compared to who, is she not aging well?

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    Yeah a quick google of Gwyneth shows shes still got the ass of a 29 year old; not sure where the bad aging thing is coming from. Resting bitch face? Sure, that's always been her charm.

    And Yeahman, that's completely fucked up. Anyone able to track down the other guy/gal?

    Speaking of Park City, my sister was the initial sole witness to a teenage snowboarder fall off a lift this past week to the tune of ~40' She was the first one to him and he was alert and conscious but hurt bad. Waited till Patrol got him off the hill but didn't hear how he fared. A google shows nothing; any P.C. Mags heard anything?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    life sentences for both.
    "somebody's gotta do it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    Umm, she’s 50 and looks like she’s in her 30s. Compared to who, is she not aging well?
    Yeah, that seemed a bit harsh to me too. She might not be your cup of tea but she certainly doesn't look old or out of shape. Her mom still looked damn good when she was quite old, too.

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    Kind of a funny narrative that she hired two instructors for each skier. What’s the second instructor do? I think the dude will win as his fellow meetup.com witness will seem less biased than one of her paid ski instructors. The question then becomes how much? My guess is the full $300k.

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    I have caught a little of the commentary on the trial whie innocently channel surfing and it's striking how idiotic the talking heads--who admit they don't ski--are about skiing, skier responsibility, etc. Then you realize that these same talking heads are just as ignorant about virology and epidemiology, about economics, and that their statements on these subjects are certainly just as idiotic. But then ignorance has never stopped anyone from expressing an opinion about anything. After all, if we don't excercise our right to free speech. even if we have nothing to say, we could lose it.

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    She goes to great lengths to maintain her nether regions so she can fuck better, and is in shape. You better believe I would hit that.

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    I mean, she looks good for a civilian, but judged against other 50-year old Hollywood actresses she's no Salma Hayek.

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    So no dentists were harmed in the making of this lawsuit?

    At least she has that clean vag thing working for her.
    watch out for snakes

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    Rectal ozone, well that takes the cake. These people live on a completely different planet.

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    Rectum...
    Damn near killed em! Allegedly...

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    I haven’t seen the guy, but she can’t weigh more than a buck twenty soaking wet. So they collide hard enough that he breaks ribs and is concussed, but she’s able to ski away?


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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    I mean, she looks good for a civilian, but judged against other 50-year old Hollywood actresses she's no Salma Hayek.
    To be fair, Salma Hayek is a unicorn.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    To be fair, Salma Hayek is a unicorn.
    And apparently an internet ski forum filled with many well older than Gwyneth has impossibly high standards.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial

    Gwyneth’s pampered nether region must be a garden of delight and I would gladly sample its offering


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    Yup, 9 out of 10 would bang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    I haven’t seen the guy, but she can’t weigh more than a buck twenty soaking wet. So they collide hard enough that he breaks ribs and is concussed, but she’s able to ski away?


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    You doubt? You're only a tub of goop and a few anal o-zone treatments away from this kind of physical performance yourself, my man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by waveshello View Post
    You doubt? You're only a tub of goop and a few anal o-zone treatments away from this kind of physical performance yourself, my man!
    So, advanced expert Level IV then?

    Let me just find her website.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Praxis rx
    Maybe splat will get called as a witness then?

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    this story makes me want to go to deer valley and spray people with snow

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    Isn't it unfortunate she doesn't do YouTube demos of some of her treatments?
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Isn't it unfortunate she doesn't do YouTube demos of some of her treatments?
    She just needs to find a Deer Valley webcam in a convenient location.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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