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  1. #251
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    If one of the skiers wasnt Gwenyth Paltrow and instead was Karen Reyonds from Des Moines Iowa would this lawsuit even exist?

    Everyone knows the answer. Such stupid bullshit waste of time media garbage.
    Agreed. I hate shit like this. Ppl are scumbags. 4 broken ribs? Suck it up pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Agreed. I hate shit like this. Ppl are scumbags. 4 broken ribs? Suck it up pussy.
    4 broken ribs would suck.

    But if I broke them banging Paltrow?
    I’d high five and ask for street cred.

  3. #253
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    4 broken ribs would suck.

    But if I broke them banging Paltrow?
    Id high five and ask for street cred.
    Sweet post.


    Shed have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.

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    Broken ribs do def suck but this guy is a fucking clown. Bruised up a bit. Lying and exaggerating..

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    Maybe he took a jade egg to the ribs?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Shed have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.
    In?
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  7. #257
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Not that I wouldn’t either, but those fucking tailgunners wouldn’t know a downhill right of way skier if it took a dump on their face.

    Therefore, the only true way this can be settled is the same as it ever was:

    Chinese Downhill.
    Dammit you're right! How is this not in the Utah skier's code of conduct? This is the way!

  8. #258
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    She’d have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.
    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    In?
    Booner, you wouldn't know what to do with her bone broth skinny body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs View Post
    Booner, you wouldn't know what to do with her bone broth skinny body.
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    Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial

    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    *****ATTENTION************************
    ****THIS IS A MEME WORTHY******
    ****VIDEO CLIP OF GWYNETH*****

    https://twitter.com/JebraFaushay/sta...798553600?s=20

    SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN
    She missed a day of skiing!!
    Fuck that guy. Im with Gwyn.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial

    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    She missed a day of skiing!!
    Fuck that guy. Im with Gwyn.
    Half day


    Which is worse because you are already there with your gear.

  12. #262
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Sweet post.


    Shed have to be pegging you against the bed post to break your ribs.
    I think that's what he meant
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  13. #263
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    Guys, I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think Gwen is much fun. I’d be Audi 5000 after a day.

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    What about Audi goop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs View Post
    Booner, you wouldn't know what to do with her bone broth skinny body.
    You're not wrong.

    Can we get her on a milkshake IV stat?
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10


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    Quote Originally Posted by byates1 View Post
    Agreed. I hate shit like this. Ppl are scumbags. 4 broken ribs? Suck it up pussy.
    Dude needs to be taken out back and taught a lesson..........a lesson his daddy didn't teach him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
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    POTD. LaCroix out the nose with that back and forth.

    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10


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    Pics? I'll readily admit I fall in love anytime I see a blonde ponytail or braids poking out from under a helmet or hat of a woman who can ski well. It rapidly moves towards awkward marriage proposal yelled from the lift (under my breath) if their in a Patrol jacket.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    The ski patrol chick is a ski town 10


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    Pic needed to support this claim.


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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    She was just on tv testifying, you lazy fucks


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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    She was just on tv testifying, you lazy fucks


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    What is this TV thing of which you speak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    She was just on tv testifying, you lazy fucks


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    I can't work, surf TRG and watch TV at the same time. One of those things needs to fall on you slackers.

    I still call it The Jake.

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    Im doing all three Billy


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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    I’m doing all three Billy


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    Well then Hugh was right, some of us really are above average.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    I’m doing all three Billy


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    living the dream...
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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