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    BEst Place for a rub and tug on the way to snoqualmie

    taking a road trip this summer
    I enjoy a well lotioned hand job and a BJ is good too but I always like to check the oral health before they clamp down meth mouth is a thing

    will be road tripping from colorado so that's a lot of real estate
    gas stations and rest areas are always the easiset in and out

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    taking a road trip this summer
    I enjoy a well lotioned hand job and a BJ is good too but I always like to check the oral health before they clamp down meth mouth is a thing

    will be road tripping from colorado so that's a lot of real estate
    gas stations and rest areas are always the easiset in and out
    i'd say stop in rexburg for some ladder day lovin from the fine young ladies at byu idaho.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Stop by my place, I’ve got almost 32 years experience in the business.

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    Dunfree lives near there. He'll let you know which homeless camp in Portland he's in.

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    "Just call her Strawberry and everybody know
    Strawberry, Strawberry is the neighborhood hoe
    Do anything for a hit or two
    Give the bitch a rock, she fuck the whole damn crew
    It might be your wife and it might make you sick
    Come home and see her mouth on the dope man's dick
    Strawberry, just look and you will see her
    But don't fuck around, she'll give you gonorrhea
    And people out there not hip to the fact
    That Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the"

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    This song introduced me to the idea of transsexuals. As a grade school kid in the late 80’s I had no idea that kind of thing even existed.

    Thanks Eazy E.

    https://youtu.be/PIAep1JeFzA

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    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    Before you leave Fred, a few of us picked up some extra TGR bathrobes for you that you should take on this trip when the site went full-retail today.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Thanks AK fond memories of a childhood gone wrong
    we need to hook up

    "The suspense was makin' me sick
    She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick
    I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
    (What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man)"

    BMills I'll take a photo and post up of me in my bathrobe but I bought mine at my local TGR store
    when I asked for my discount and they didn't give me one I started getting alittle irate and demanding "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    BMills I'll take a photo and post up of me in my bathrobe but I bought mine at my local TGR store
    when I asked for my discount and they didn't give me one I started getting alittle irate and demanding "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
    ***Pulls out cellphone and rapidly scrolls to My Life is Falling Apart Thread***

    Yells loudly so all can hear

    "SEE!?! That's ME, I'm Fred, this is MY movie they're making! Todd is producing it and Blake Lively is playing my old girlfriend! Now, about that 15% off..."
    I still call it The Jake.

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    P.M. GuyonaBuffalo for rates

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    Since you are coming from Colorado, I was told Vernal Utah was the place to go.

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    Splat4deets.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    taking a road trip this summer
    I enjoy a well lotioned hand job and a BJ is good too but I always like to check the oral health before they clamp down meth mouth is a thing

    will be road tripping from colorado so that's a lot of real estate
    gas stations and rest areas are always the easiset in and out
    So you're opening a mobile rub n tug?

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