NFL 2023-2024: Here's Hoping for Total Chaos

[Supermoon]

Are things already this bad it Buffalo?

https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news...-bills-stadium

[JimmyCarter]

Are things already this bad it Buffalo?

https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news...-bills-stadium

Greatest lede ever?

ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. (WKBW) — A 29-year-old man who was allegedly naked, covered in human excrement and under the influence of cocaine, LSD and marijuana was rescued from the construction site of the new Buffalo Bills stadium on Sunday.

[BmillsSkier]

I’d say things are right on schedule.

[John_B]

Are things already this bad it Buffalo?

https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news...-bills-stadium

Probably a lost Browns fan.

[Supermoon]

The weed, coke and LSD thing seems weird. Like some of those things have to be cancelling each other out, right?

[Timberridge]

The weed, coke and LSD thing seems weird. Like some of those things have to be cancelling each other out, right?

You don't know until you try.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The weed, coke and LSD thing seems weird. Like some of those things have to be cancelling each other out, right?

Push/pull. It's just another way to take a ride.

[ticketchecker]

The weed, coke and LSD thing seems weird. Like some of those things have to be cancelling each other out, right?

too much of everything is just enough

[BmillsSkier]

Probably a lost Browns fan.

Nah, they're still nursing hangovers while trying to navigate the way back from Pittsburgh.

[Timberridge]

Nah, they're still nursing hangovers while trying to navigate the way back from Pittsburgh.

I would think they're home by now. Are they riding bikes?

[BmillsSkier]

I would think they're home by now. Are they riding bikes?

It's possible as many have at least one DUI.


(and holy shit is that bike awesome)

[EWG]

I would think they're home by now. Are they riding bikes?

Fucking outstanding.

[Supermoon]

So Bryce Young is too small to run a QB sneak apparently.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/s...15087207104913

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

FWIW he's also too small to be a NFL quarterback.

[Timberridge]

So Bryce Young is too small to run a QB sneak apparently.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/s...15087207104913

Couldn't he just run between the center's legs?

[Supermoon]

Couldn't he just run between the center's legs?

I mean, he's not Kyler Murray-sized

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

There's a lot of garbage in that but it's ESPN so that's not surprising.

If someone thinks that not being able to run a QB sneak is the biggest hole in the Panthers game plan they're not paying attention, and if they can't convert 3rd and short yards with Miles Sanders in the lineup, every coach in sight needs to be fired.

[Supermoon]

There's a lot of garbage in that but it's ESPN so that's not surprising.

If someone thinks that not being able to run a QB sneak is the biggest hole in the Panthers game plan they're not paying attention, and if they can't convert 3rd and short yards with Miles Sanders in the lineup, every coach in sight needs to be fired.

The problem is Miles Sanders is that he physically can't break a tackle without also fumbling. That makes him tough to rely on in short yardage.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The problem is Miles Sanders is that he physically can't break a tackle without also fumbling.

LOL

[BmillsSkier]

The problem is Miles Sanders is that he physically can't break a tackle without also fumbling. That makes him tough to rely on in short yardage.

That’s got to make being a football player hard.

[Timberridge]

I'm beginning to think this football thing is harder than it looks on TV.

[BmillsSkier]

I'm beginning to think this football thing is harder than it looks on TV.

I may have a skewed view, but the game looks really friggin easy for the Browns' opponents week in week out for say, the last 20 years.

[EWG]

I'm beginning to think this football thing is harder than it looks on TV.

Oh come on, don't be stupid. Clearly any of us could do this.

[Supermoon]

The Bears are Bears-ing SO HARD right now. It's beautiful.



Edit:
Turns out the DC had his house raided by former-Bear Peanut Tillman! WTF is going on?

[neufox47]

Peanut is a FBI agent now!?


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