Cocaine Bear

[Core Shot]

Coming soon to a theatre near you if they still exist.

[SkiBall]

Oh, it’s on the list. Top of the list with eagerness to be exact.

[dookeyXXX]

Coupla NYT articles:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/01/a...rue-story.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/21/s...ife-drugs.html

[dookeyXXX]

Also, the real Cocaine Bear, aka Pablo Escobear, is apparently on display at a mall in Lexington, KY.

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/50220

[dookeyXXX]

I smell a sequel: Cocaine Hippos!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...scobar-hippos/

[ticketchecker]

Sent from the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen

[SumJongGuy]

This has such a glaring plot hole.. Just cut the bear's shit with fentanyl.. Problem solved..

[GuyonaBuffalo]

Too many teeth IMHO

[GuyonaBuffalo]

Why am I posting as Guyonabuffalo?

Thats not my username or whatever it's called

[GuyonaBuffalo]

I couldn't log in for a few days, deleted my saved TGR bookmark and googled TGR forum sign in, the screen popped up populated with my username and redacted PW, hit enter and here I am. But I'm not Guyonabuffalo

[::: :::]

But I'm not Guyonabuffalo

But you are

[Core Shot]

What if the next movie is

Guy on a cocaine buffalo?

I think Hollywood needs this.

[fomofo]

Hollywood is ready!

[dookeyXXX]

“Cocaine Bear will save cinema…”

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/c...ie-review-2023


https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/cultur...ne-bear-review

[dookeyXXX]

Cocaine Submarine!!!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/submari...colombia-navy/

[Core Shot]

Cocaine Submarine!!!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/submari...colombia-navy/

How is that a submarine with triple outboards?
Needs a snorkel.

But creative nonetheless. Interesting design idea. Lots of coke and a poorly ventilated small cabin.

[mcski]

Cocaine Shark? Cocaine Whale? Cocaine Stingray? So many possibilities

[Buzzworthy]

So yeah, this movie was pretty bad. In an Ice Spiders kind of way.

[dookeyXXX]

So yeah, this movie was pretty bad. In an Ice Spiders kind of way.

While I wasn’t as smitten with it as most folks seem to be, I wouldn’t say it was Ice Spiders bad. I mean the FX were pretty decent (done by WETA), it was just the story that was meh in that it never fully committed to raunchy blood soaked madness, instead trying to balance that with a Disney-styled story about family love…

[k2skier112]

It's streaming on peaCOCK tonight!

[dookeyXXX]

[El Chupacabra]

Movie is on Amazon Prime, free. It's entertaining enough.

I think when my expectations are very low, it's easier to enjoy the movie. This is one of those movies.

[funkendrenchman]

I couldn't make it through the last 30 minutes.

[Name Redacted]

I was pleasantly surprised. Had a stressful week and it was the perfect distraction. Laughed our asses off the whole time, but especially when the old lady on the. gurney skidded her face on the pavement. Not sure why, kinda fucked up. Anyway. I'd recommend it. I grew up in those woods. haha