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  1. 09-15-2005, 06:24 AM #1
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    like a herd of turtles, in a cloud of hen shit

    in two weeks i'm packing all my shit into my truck and throwing what doesnt fit into the dumpster. then i'm driving to california.

    i'm having a leetle send off party on saturday october 1st, somewhere in boston. so, boston mags, i'm counting on you to buy me giant scorpion bowls and watch me put my internals into my sock drawer, one last time [/sheds tear]

    looks like i'm heading straight out on 90, stopping in chicago for a few days. chi town mags, i'm counting on you to get me drunk. from there i am likely going to swing down to denver, so..... denver mags, i'm counting on you to get me drunk. then to SLC, utards i'm looking directly at you, and you know what i'm thinking. one more hungover push, and i'll be in north lake. i cant wait.

    so post here if you have tips, ideas of coustumes i should wear, or mixed drinks that you want other maggots to serve me. and of course, let me know if you are on my route and want to get a taco, becasue i'll be hungry.
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  2. 09-15-2005, 06:41 AM #2
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    Sweet, a grassroots effort to introduce the point to the whole USofA, one drink at a time. Good luck dude!
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  3. 09-15-2005, 07:12 AM #3
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    if yer truck shits the bed between detroilet and chitown, we got a spare room... good luck
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    Someone please feed base some tequilla. Bring a camera and a stretcher.
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    If you head in the opposite direction, we'll put you up.
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    where do the turtles fit in?
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  7. 09-15-2005, 07:46 AM #7
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    They'll fit anywhere, if they're small enough.
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    I think they're actually tortoises, and herding them is a bitch.
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    You want to destroy yourself at the Harpoon Octoberfest on Friday the 30th.
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  10. 09-15-2005, 08:00 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by likwid
    You want to destroy yourself at the Harpoon Octoberfest on Friday the 30th.
    Or Saturday, even better - perfect! http://www.harpoonbrewery.com/events/octoberfest/
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  11. 09-15-2005, 08:05 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    I think they're actually tortoises, and herding them is a bitch.
    B is more of a nerf herder than a tortoise herder.
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  12. 09-15-2005, 08:15 AM #12
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    Give us a ETA for SLC and I'll see what I can do!
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  13. 09-15-2005, 09:15 AM #13
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    When will you be coming through Denver? You've got a place to crash if you need it.
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    I'm down for scorpion bowl races and I'll try to get Konnie away from his girlfriend for 11 minutes to come get drunk.

    expect me on your couch at some point this winter to kill it in the north lake area. You gonna go sqauw or alpine or ....what you thinking at this point as far as season's pass?


    okay if I root around in the dumpster after you leave to find safety meeting notes and trashed bindings?
    thats new hampshire as fuck


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  15. 09-15-2005, 09:27 AM #15
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    If you want to come through beautiful Ketchum, Idaho, let me know. The trees and what not are going off with fall colors and we can even go shoot some shit. Send me an email if you want to swing through. Otherwise, I'll see you in Tahoe, hopefully.
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  16. 09-15-2005, 09:30 AM #16
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    I might see you on the road, at the end of this month Redskea and I are heading South and East, via Tahoe and SLC before returning noth to fly east to the old country.
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  17. 09-15-2005, 10:26 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    B is more of a nerf herder than a tortoise herder.
    He is also quite scruffy-looking.
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  18. 09-15-2005, 10:31 AM #18
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    I second the call for an SLC ETA FYI.


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  19. 09-15-2005, 10:32 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    and of course, let me know if you are on my route and want to get a taco, becasue i'll be hungry.
    Best place for a Taco just stay away from the enchilada sauce.
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  20. 09-15-2005, 10:45 AM #20
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  22. 09-15-2005, 10:53 AM #22
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    I have nothing to offer.

    But base is so cool I just had to post in his thread.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and nothing but a groupie),
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  23. 09-15-2005, 11:27 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by gincognito
    Sick and ashamed and happy (and nothing but a groupie),
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    My "nothin but a base groupie" t-shirts get back from the printer's on Monday.
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  24. 09-15-2005, 11:29 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    My "nothin but a base groupie" t-shirts get back from the printer's on Monday.
    Let me know if my web site shows up with the shirts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    Let me know if my web site shows up with the shirts.
    They would, but nobody would be able to buy them with a credit card.
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