Looking For A Poser

[fastfred]

woke up this morning looked in the mirror and saw him

[BmillsSkier]

Fred, you're supposed to be in makeup right now.

I'll call a PA to get a golf cart and you.

[Timberridge]

woke up this morning looked in the mirror and saw him

Cue the soundtrack to the opening credits...

[AK47bp]

Checking in


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[Timberridge]

[MagnificentUnicorn]

We’re all posers


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[Core Shot]

I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom

I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around, and I said
"Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"

All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
That was just like

All I want is to just have fun
Live my life like a son of a gun
I could be one thousand miles away
But still mean what I say

Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
Never was my style

But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around and I said
"Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
But he was sportin' all my clothes
I gotta say pretty pimpin'

All he ever wanted was to be a man
But he was always

A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
He was always a thousand miles away
While still standing in front of your face

Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom

And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around, and I said
"Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
But he was sportin' all my clothes
I gotta say pretty pimpin'

I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

[Meadow Skipper]

fred, if you’re a poser…that doesn’t speak well of all the others here.

(except me, of course)

[El Chupacabra]

Strike a pose.

[stuckathuntermtn]

I used to be rad. (In my mind)

[MontuckyFried]

EDIT: Looks like CS beat me to the punch there. Ninja'd.

[irul&ublo]

woke up this morning looked in the mirror and saw him

Wearing jeans?

[Mofro261]

I saw what I saw.



I keep on walking the line.

[Diamond Joe]

We’re all posers

Exactly man. None of us knows what the fuck we're doing, we're all just ad libbing it here

[fastfred]

Solid Gen-X work

[Core Shot]

EDIT: Looks like CS beat me to the punch there. Ninja'd.

Then I proceeded to brush some strangers teeth.
But they were my teeth. And I was weightless


Fuck. Been there. Great song.

[Danno]

Strike a pose.

not this pose

[liv2ski]

Exactly man. None of us knows what the fuck we're doing, we're all just ad libbing it here

Whew and I thought it was just me.

[4matic]

Another plastic surgery disaster. Poor Madge. Grammy show was pretty awesome I thought. That Sam Smith number was dope.

[bio-smear]

We’re all posers

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[BmillsSkier]

Another plastic surgery disaster. Poor Madge. Grammy show was pretty awesome I thought. That Sam Smith number was dope.

I haven't intentionally seen an award show in probably at least a decade but I was really glad I caught that 50 years of Hip Hop montage. Props to Run DMC for repping the Beasties during their cut.

[fastfred]

tinder locked me out and I can't log in super annoying and depressing

came to realized I subscribe to one too many thitry something milfs on only fans guess I have a mommy fetish

[Timberridge]

So this thing with the jizz queen and her mom is over?

[riser4]

I am glad Fred started the parody thread. He's much more worthy than yours truly.

[XXX-er]

according to Bill
Has been was
Has been might again