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02-07-2023, 01:13 PM #1
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Looking For A Poser
woke up this morning looked in the mirror and saw him
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02-07-2023, 01:14 PM #2
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Fred, you're supposed to be in makeup right now.
I'll call a PA to get a golf cart and you.I still call it The Jake.
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02-07-2023, 01:43 PM #3
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Cue the soundtrack to the opening credits...
Originally Posted by fastfred
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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02-07-2023, 01:44 PM #4
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02-07-2023, 02:20 PM #5
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"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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02-07-2023, 02:36 PM #6
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We’re all posers
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02-07-2023, 03:32 PM #7
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I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
But it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around, and I said
"Who's this stupid clown, blocking the bathroom sink?"
All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
That was just like
All I want is to just have fun
Live my life like a son of a gun
I could be one thousand miles away
But still mean what I say
Then I woke up one morning, didn't recognize the man in the mirror
Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
Never was my style
But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
'Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around and I said
"Who's this stupid clown, blockin' the bathroom sink?"
But he was sportin' all my clothes
I gotta say pretty pimpin'
All he ever wanted was to be a man
But he was always
A little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
He was always a thousand miles away
While still standing in front of your face
Then he woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
Then laughed and said, "Oh, silly me, that's just me"
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
'Cause it was a Monday, not a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around, and I said
"Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"
But he was sportin' all my clothes
I gotta say pretty pimpin'
I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
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02-07-2023, 03:35 PM #8
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fred, if you’re a poser…that doesn’t speak well of all the others here.
(except me, of course)
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02-07-2023, 03:44 PM #9
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Strike a pose.
Originally Posted by powder11
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02-07-2023, 03:59 PM #10
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I used to be rad. (In my mind)
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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02-07-2023, 05:13 PM #11
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EDIT: Looks like CS beat me to the punch there. Ninja'd.
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02-07-2023, 05:19 PM #12
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Wearing jeans? Originally Posted by fastfred
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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02-07-2023, 05:21 PM #13
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I saw what I saw.
I keep on walking the line.Move upside and let the man go through...
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02-07-2023, 05:25 PM #14
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Exactly man. None of us knows what the fuck we're doing, we're all just ad libbing it here Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
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02-07-2023, 05:29 PM #15
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Solid Gen-X work
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02-07-2023, 05:30 PM #16
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Then I proceeded to brush some strangers teeth. Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
EDIT: Looks like CS beat me to the punch there. Ninja'd.
But they were my teeth. And I was weightless
Fuck. Been there. Great song.
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02-07-2023, 05:38 PM #17
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not this pose Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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02-07-2023, 07:29 PM #18
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Whew and I thought it was just me. Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
That is why I like dogs, more than most people. Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
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02-07-2023, 08:10 PM #19
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Another plastic surgery disaster. Poor Madge. Grammy show was pretty awesome I thought. That Sam Smith number was dope.
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02-07-2023, 08:20 PM #20
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<edited for integration> Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
Last edited by bio-smear; 02-10-2023 at 12:34 PM.
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02-07-2023, 08:30 PM #21
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I haven't intentionally seen an award show in probably at least a decade but I was really glad I caught that 50 years of Hip Hop montage. Props to Run DMC for repping the Beasties during their cut. Originally Posted by 4matic
I still call it The Jake.
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02-08-2023, 08:44 AM #22
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tinder locked me out and I can't log in super annoying and depressing
came to realized I subscribe to one too many thitry something milfs on only fans guess I have a mommy fetish
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02-08-2023, 10:39 AM #23
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So this thing with the jizz queen and her mom is over?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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02-08-2023, 11:33 AM #24
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I am glad Fred started the parody thread. He's much more worthy than yours truly.
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02-08-2023, 11:55 AM #25
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according to Bill
Has been was
Has been might again
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