Chinese Balloon

[The AD]

Why didn't they use the 20mm so ballon would have dropped slowly?

Assuming that might cause it to drop too slowly. They wanted it to fall very close to the coastline where it would be easier to recover.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The missile hit the balloon. They're hoping to recover the equipment package from the Atlantic.

I don't know what good that will do, U.S. ELINT fried that sucker's insides before it could count cows in Montana.

[JimmyCarter]

Wrong

The answer is space lasers.

What’s the religious affiliation of these space lasers?

[JimmyCarter]

I don't know what good that will do, U.S. ELINT fried that sucker's insides before it could count cows in Montana.

Won’t our face be red when we find out it’s full of highly contagious pangolins.

[skaredshtles]

I don't think the A-10 flies as high as you are.

I laffed.

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[The AD]

What’s the religious affiliation of these space lasers?

They're like regular space lasers except wearing yarmulkes.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

They're like regular space lasers except wearing yarmulkes.

When they shoot the lasers, instead of hearing star wars sounds, you hear klezmer music.

[BmillsSkier]

Won’t our face be red when we find out it’s full of highly contagious pangolins.

I was wondering how we'd turn this airship back to Wuhan.

[Timberridge]

Or maybe it's a test to see if they could drop a box of anthrax spores in cattle country?

[JimmyCarter]

Or maybe it's a test to see if they could drop a box of anthrax spores in cattle country?

Or three bus loads of drag queens into MTG’s school district

[frorider]

When they shoot the lasers, instead of hearing star wars sounds, you hear klezmer music.

This documentary suggests otherwise

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Or maybe it's a test to see if they could drop a box of anthrax spores in cattle country?

Fuck yeah!

[Bunion 2020]

Or three bus loads of drag queens into MTG’s school district

Best idea to date.

[Timberridge]

Or three bus loads of drag queens into MTG’s school district

Imagine frozen Thai lady boys dropping from the sky, landing in the backyards of N. GA?

Oh the humanity...

[riser4]

I don't think the A-10 flies as high as you are.

Gold.

[dunfree]

Imagine frozen Thai lady boys dropping from the sky, landing in the backyards of N. GA?

Oh the humanity...

better than Medicare viagra for you, I’m sure

[The AD]

Or three bus loads of drag queens into MTG’s school district

Either this or convincing some people the Chinese are using this is a way to get migrants into the U.S. should get some people stirred up nicely. Why didn't DeSantis think of this?

[riser4]

Fuck yeah!

Anthrax rules.

[BmillsSkier]

Imagine frozen Thai lady boys dropping from the sky, landing in the backyards of N. GA?

Oh the humanity...

[old goat]

The Chinese sent the balloon because they didn't want Blinken to visit. Better than telling him Xi had to wash his hair.

[BmillsSkier]

If we had any kind of sense of humor we'd send that giant Winnie the Pooh balloon from the Macy's parade right back across the Pacific at him.

[frorider]

Speaking of which, has anyone clicked on core shot’s Pooh thread?

[BmillsSkier]

Pass.

[MultiVerse]

Two things about large helium balloons:

- AI makes it possible for a balloon to navigate by adjusting its altitude to guide it
- They are hard to shoot down with bullets b/c non-explosive helium leaks slowly through small holes at altitude

[old goat]

Two things about large helium balloons:

- AI makes it possible for a balloon to navigate by adjusting its altitude to guide it
- They are hard to shoot down with bullets b/c non-explosive helium leaks slowly through small holes at altitude

I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm at a birthday party.