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  1. #401
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    Looks to me like Fred and his dad have a great relationship. Who wouldn't want a dad who hilariously breaks your balls?

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    It would get old


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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    I am secretly hoping we get a text where his dad calls him a dildo
    OK, dildo, get outta here.

    I still call it The Jake.

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    I'd love to see fred's dad's own trainwreck thread wherever he posts. You know it's/he's just as messed up as this/fred is.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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  6. #406
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    Hello:
    Ben found out today that he made the National Junior Honor Society. Everything he touches seems to turn into gold. It must be genetics. At the risk of bragging I graduated from college right at the top of the bottom third of my class.
    If you want to congratulate the Dude via text he's at xxxxxxxxxx
    Dad



    don't want to cunt up some of the other thrads in the padded room so I'm bumping this
    will updated trg with my life it's seems not to be falling apart anymore but maybe it is and I just don't know it

    and yeah that was the email I got yesterday

  7. #407
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    Way to go Ben.

    Fred let's here some more insane alcohol fueled chick stories

  8. #408
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    my life is falling apart

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Hello:
    Ben found out today that he made the National Junior Honor Society. Everything he touches seems to turn into gold. It must be genetics. At the risk of bragging I graduated from college right at the top of the bottom third of my class.
    If you want to congratulate the Dude via text he's at xxxxxxxxxx
    Dad



    don't want to cunt up some of the other thrads in the padded room so I'm bumping this
    will updated trg with my life it's seems not to be falling apart anymore but maybe it is and I just don't know it

    and yeah that was the email I got yesterday
    Can your dad start contributing here? Handle -FastFredsDad. I like the cut of his jib


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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    OK, dildo, get outta here.

    I'm glad this thread got bumped cause it brought me back to this. The Glengarry soliloquy is probably at the top of most folks lists, but Baldwin delivering a Farrelly brother's lines is right up there.

    Little hard to find these days, but it's currently streaming on Hoopla.
    The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fomofo View Post
    I'm glad this thread got bumped cause it brought me back to this. The Glengarry soliloquy is probably at the top of most folks lists, but Baldwin delivering a Farrelly brother's lines is right up there.

    Little hard to find these days, but it's currently streaming on Hoopla.
    Outside Providence is an underappreciated comedy gem.

    Also, nice to hear from Fred's Dad and congrats to Ben.
    I still call it The Jake.

  11. #411
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    Who the fuck is Ben?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Who the fuck is Ben?
    Glad I'm not the only one...

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    Ben is apparently someone who Fred's Dad knows and possibly wishes Fred was more like.

    Also, it appears that Fred's Dad thinks Ben's parent is a bit of a braggard.

    Either way, it sounds like Ben is really going places.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Who the fuck is Ben?
    I was wondering the same thing. I'm guessing Fast Fred's nephew? Or much younger half brother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
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    Either way, it sounds like Ben is really going places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    I was wondering the same thing. I'm guessing Fast Fred's nephew? Or much younger half brother?
    yeah my brothers kid (my nephew) hes a scholar athlete
    which makes up for my brother steeling an airplane in high school and getting kicked out of college and now as my old man says "they're living like Ozzie and Harriet"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    my brothers kid (my nephew)
    What are the odds of that!!!
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    which makes up for my brother steeling an airplane in high school...
    So we're just going to let that one sit, are we?
    Montani Semper Liberi

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarsB View Post
    So we're just going to let that one sit, are we?
    The brother probably returned the plane..
    what's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarsB View Post
    So we're just going to let that one sit, are we?
    I admit I was wondering if it was a joyride situation or for resale- sort of afraid to ask

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    He didn't get far. It was on treadmill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    but it did take off?

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    Is it really stealing if you bring it back. More like borrowing, right?
    "We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch

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    friday nite music ready to party
    20 mg deep struggling with a bike ride freeze my balls off or death ice ski

    i'll update my life story later too busy and my brothers borrowing the plane when he was 16 years old in the middle of the night

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    big ups, ben. happy for him.
    swing your fucking sword.

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