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  1. #351
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    It actually sounds like your winning Fred


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  2. #352
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    You guys are already running out of material. I don’t see it getting past the pilot

  3. #353
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    Fred’s dad could have told him that. He still might.


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  4. #354
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Fred’s dad could have told him that. He still might.


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    That's the next logical step here.

  5. #355
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Oh boy
    Cici's as the kids call it these days
    I'd just stick w edibles and the hot tub
    What you fail to realize, Fred, my life is vastly more fucked than yours. Mainly because I’m a fifty something year old child. So the plan is to throw down a couple grams of shrooms, go fuck with the locals and deface the TGR store on the way back to the hotel. Of course, said defacing will be signed fastfred.


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  6. #356
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    Quote Originally Posted by half-fast View Post
    You guys are already running out of material. I don’t see it getting past the pilot
    No way, Remember, David Lynch is directing.

    There's gonna be a dancing midget on a weird carpet (Benny in the basement of the P-dog), a guy who only speaks backwards (skiJ), and a straight shooter who's there to narrate the weirdness (Ötzi).
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    No way, Remember, David Lynch is directing.

    There's gonna be a dancing midget on a weird carpet (Benny in the basement of the P-dog), a guy who only speaks backwards (skiJ), and a straight shooter who's there to narrate the weirdness (Ötzi).
    Like I said, you’re running out of material

  8. #358
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    Freds dad sighting?
    watch out for snakes

  9. #359
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    ^^^ that’s Fred.

  10. #360
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarsB View Post
    Whipski can cameo as the KKK leader during the Blues Brother's chase scene homage, given his proficiency with the alt-right memes.

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    I've always loved you

  11. #361
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    Quote Originally Posted by whipski View Post
    I've always loved you
    I told you I would pick up that ATV rack. You never got back to me bitch.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I told you I would pick up that ATV rack. You never got back to me bitch.
    ummmm check yer msg's ?

  14. #364
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    might have to break it off tonight
    not sure I can do this anymore with her mom snoring in the next room over

  15. #365
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    Wait, what?
    I still call it The Jake.

  16. #366
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    might have to break it off tonight
    not sure I can do this anymore with her mom snoring in the next room over
    I'm sorry but this is just not about you and what you want anymore. We have advertisers and a film crew lined up. Any CO mags have a spare CPAP fred's future MIL can borrow?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I'm sorry but this is just not about you and what you want anymore. We have advertisers and a film crew lined up. Any CO mags have a spare CPAP fred's future MIL can borrow?
    I think Danno is into taping instead of CPAP. He's single and in CO too. Maybe he can go help the mom out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    might have to break it off tonight
    not sure I can do this anymore with her mom snoring in the next room over
    Bah.

    It’s like having a dog lick your foot mid coitus.
    Just keep going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    might have to break it off tonight
    not sure I can do this anymore with her mom snoring in the next room over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I'm sorry but this is just not about you and what you want anymore. We have advertisers and a film crew lined up. Any CO mags have a spare CPAP fred's future MIL can borrow?
    The truth hurts sometimes

    Gave up on my life years ago when I realized I wasn't going to be rich and famous so I moved to breck it's literally been down hill since

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    might have to break it off tonight
    not sure I can do this anymore with her mom snoring in the next room over
    I think this is an opportunity to get back in the entertainment game for you as a reality porn star-"Granny hitters of Breckenridge" or "Aging studs that luv mom and daughter"
    When life gives you lemons.................

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    With as much viagra as you consume
    Breaking it off sounds painful.

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  24. #374
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    Family can be brutal.

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    Does your dad need a new best friend? If so I’m available.

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