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  1. #1
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    my life is falling apart

    My shrink has the week off so I知 not sure where to go with all this tgr might be the best place to seek help
    First this email from my father this morning. Not sure what is wrong.

    Mom & I were watching a football game and noticed a player whose name was #$%^%^$. We both agreed that it would be a good idea, as you are occasionally referred to as #%@ , that you visit the Summit County courthouse and change the spelling of your name to @(^%$. It would mean quite a bit to your Mother & I as we grow elderly and enter the dementia years and then become a burden , moving in with you.
    Don稚 get diverted with second thoughts as you visit the courthouse and substitute a typical Colorado name like Phoenix, Sky or Leaf. We were always concerned that you would have enjoyed the 1960s more than we did.
    Let us know of your thoughts.
    Dad


    Then last night I had a girl cry after sex. I swear this has happened before to me with other women, but this time it was completely different. And yes, you fuckwads, it had nothing to do with my size or ability to create pleasure.

    I mean we were really drunk and she did spit her drink all over me while at the bar. But shit happens you know and it is Breckenridge after all. So it痴 not really out of the norm for me to watch some girl suck down four martinis and a couple shots on an empty stomach.

    I知 trying to figure out what really happened now that she has found the door and left. I told her to hit up abay, ski it off, the fresh air and sunshine might do her some good as I patted her on the ass and sent her on her way an hour ago. At the cusp of fifty she wanted some sort of commitment and some guarantee that this wasn稚 some one off Thanksgiving fling. I知 like shit man, this has been barely going on a month and you want commitment already? Life is full of somedays and somethings I told her as she laid there after a few orgasms, sobbing like a teenager, wondering if I was going to dump her come spring. All I said is, 的知 here, I知 not the one who is taking off to Libya then Washington DC then coming back to shithole ski town a couple weeks later. I told her to close the deal retire early and we will travel in my van for the rest of our lives. I then asked her the same question I asked a few times earlier in the evening, 殿re you ok with shitting in a plastic bag? She informed me, again, we are rafting the grand canyon together next year. The permit is secured we just have to commit. I also reminded her again, to text her mom and tell her she wasn稚 coming home tonight. Women are so complicated.

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    Pics or it didn稚 happen.



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    You sound like you could use a bowl of soup.

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    The woman drama seems to be your standard dating in your 40痴 commitment jibber jabber.

    The parental email is a bit worrisome. Has the Dementia already begun?




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    The woman is on the cusp of 50 and living with her mom? Bit of a red flag?

    And yeah, that parental email is very strange. Does he have on offbeat sense of humor?
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    I don't see what is unusual here and needs to be addressed.

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    What are you going to do if she actually quits her job?

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    Your father is a treasure. If he keeps writing emails like that, you need to save them to make a book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post

    The parental email is a bit worrisome. Has the Dementia already begun?
    Could run in the family.

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    Every woman dreams of living in a van and shitting in a bag

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    Tell me how all this makes you feel Fred.
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    Well, I'm not allowed to delete this post, but, I can say, go fuck yourselves, everybody!

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    So should we start calling you Frehd? Fread?
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Sigmund Fred.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    FastPhoenix does have a nice ring to it

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    What are your long term plans for the shitbags? Or are they only short term flings as well?

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    How do you notice someone's first name watching football? Or is he talking about your last name? Either way it's confusing.

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    my life is falling apart

    Frederick, Alfred, Manfred, or Wilfred?

    Winifred, Frederica, Fr馘駻ique ?

    Fredrickson

    Lafrederson
    Fredro
    FFred
    Fredd

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    Manfred? Fred sounds way to much on the Fast lane to be German.

    And you can't Upgrade it with a few a軣ons here and there.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boltonoutlaw View Post
    Every woman dreams of living in a van and shitting in a bag
    I took that to mean she has a colostomy
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Well she was probably very upset after you called it "A-Bay".
    dirtbag, not a dentist

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    Phred
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Its ok

    It gets worse from here on out.
    watch out for snakes

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    The sex with loser (looser) old broads isn’t interesting
    Even if you make them cry.

    The email from your parents has me intrigued

    Wtf. They named you. But now there’s some sportsball dude with the same name and you need to change your name?

    Michael Bolton needs to change his name.

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    Emmett, change your name: Your woes began with the Libyans
    滴ow does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don稚 know, go ask Rory Gallagher. Jimi Hendrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Phred
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