my life is falling apart

[dan_pdx]

Looks to me like Fred and his dad have a great relationship. Who wouldn't want a dad who hilariously breaks your balls?

[DBdude]

It would get old


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[BmillsSkier]

I am secretly hoping we get a text where his dad calls him a dildo

OK, dildo, get outta here.

[SumJongGuy]

I'd love to see fred's dad's own trainwreck thread wherever he posts. You know it's/he's just as messed up as this/fred is.

[AK47bp]

[fastfred]

Hello:
Ben found out today that he made the National Junior Honor Society. Everything he touches seems to turn into gold. It must be genetics. At the risk of bragging I graduated from college right at the top of the bottom third of my class.
If you want to congratulate the Dude via text he's at xxxxxxxxxx
Dad



don't want to cunt up some of the other thrads in the padded room so I'm bumping this
will updated trg with my life it's seems not to be falling apart anymore but maybe it is and I just don't know it

and yeah that was the email I got yesterday

[byates1]

Way to go Ben.

Fred let's here some more insane alcohol fueled chick stories

[AK47bp]

Hello:
Ben found out today that he made the National Junior Honor Society. Everything he touches seems to turn into gold. It must be genetics. At the risk of bragging I graduated from college right at the top of the bottom third of my class.
If you want to congratulate the Dude via text he's at xxxxxxxxxx
Dad



don't want to cunt up some of the other thrads in the padded room so I'm bumping this
will updated trg with my life it's seems not to be falling apart anymore but maybe it is and I just don't know it

and yeah that was the email I got yesterday

Can your dad start contributing here? Handle -FastFredsDad. I like the cut of his jib


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[fomofo]

OK, dildo, get outta here.

I'm glad this thread got bumped cause it brought me back to this. The Glengarry soliloquy is probably at the top of most folks lists, but Baldwin delivering a Farrelly brother's lines is right up there.

Little hard to find these days, but it's currently streaming on Hoopla.

[BmillsSkier]

I'm glad this thread got bumped cause it brought me back to this. The Glengarry soliloquy is probably at the top of most folks lists, but Baldwin delivering a Farrelly brother's lines is right up there.

Little hard to find these days, but it's currently streaming on Hoopla.

Outside Providence is an underappreciated comedy gem.

Also, nice to hear from Fred's Dad and congrats to Ben.

[riser4]

Who the fuck is Ben?

[skaredshtles]

Who the fuck is Ben?

Glad I'm not the only one...

[BmillsSkier]

Ben is apparently someone who Fred's Dad knows and possibly wishes Fred was more like.

Also, it appears that Fred's Dad thinks Ben's parent is a bit of a braggard.

Either way, it sounds like Ben is really going places.

[dan_pdx]

Who the fuck is Ben?

I was wondering the same thing. I'm guessing Fast Fred's nephew? Or much younger half brother?

[skaredshtles]

<snip>
Either way, it sounds like Ben is really going places.

[fastfred]

I was wondering the same thing. I'm guessing Fast Fred's nephew? Or much younger half brother?

yeah my brothers kid (my nephew) hes a scholar athlete
which makes up for my brother steeling an airplane in high school and getting kicked out of college and now as my old man says "they're living like Ozzie and Harriet"

[PNWbrit]

my brothers kid (my nephew)

What are the odds of that!!!

[MarsB]

which makes up for my brother steeling an airplane in high school...

So we're just going to let that one sit, are we?

[up an down]

So we're just going to let that one sit, are we?

The brother probably returned the plane..

[Brownski]

So we're just going to let that one sit, are we?

I admit I was wondering if it was a joyride situation or for resale- sort of afraid to ask

[PNWbrit]

He didn't get far. It was on treadmill.

[byates1]

but it did take off?

[Toadman]

Is it really stealing if you bring it back. More like borrowing, right?

[fastfred]

friday nite music ready to party
20 mg deep struggling with a bike ride freeze my balls off or death ice ski

i'll update my life story later too busy and my brothers borrowing the plane when he was 16 years old in the middle of the night

[stealurface831]

big ups, ben. happy for him.