my life is falling apart

[riser4]

This was the thread I needed right now.

[m2711c]

[AK47bp]

Better off Fred


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

[fastfred]

ok I sobered up after some fresh air
my old man hasn't worked in 25 years so inbetween double work outs he specializes in being an ass like pretty much my whole life its one of many taunting emails texts and phone conversations we have

had to deal with one of the most horrible issues in my life today ski or bike I stressed out for a couple hours trying to decide which activity while the headache went away and ended up bike riding
I did come to the conclusion that I am a hapless romantic

this chick I ran into on the trial ended up railing a rock drop so I was in love after witnessing that unfortunately I ended up with some milk duds popping out so when I stopped to scrap the remnants of a seared tuna steak and too much alcohol out of my shammy she rode off into the sun

then another chick yelled nice bike bro immediately I was in love as we stopped in the middle of the trail undressing each other with our eyes and realizing we had matching bikes meanwhile the sorta girl I'm kinda seeing couldn't come because it sounded like her mom was holding her hair back as she puked all morning

[TBS]

Fred, with all the stress in your life lately - crappy employees/contractors, horrible customers, hookups that cry after sex, weird parents…

I suggest you join a Buddhist monastery to reach spiritual fulfillment thru mindful meditation.

I see there is a monastery in Berthoud…maybe they will let you tour

although that may be uncomfortable in a robe and shaved head

ETA - spaced out and forgot to post this for three hrs. I see you’ve gained perspective

Still, don’t rule out the monastery

[byates1]

Getting shit faced all the time creates all these emotional problems. Best of luck Fred. We're too old for chaos.

[adrenalated]

I don't see what is unusual here and needs to be addressed.

X2 even after the followup post I would assume this is a pretty unremarkable Saturday for FastLeafPhoenixSky?
Fred come down and snowmobile with us. Simple will let you ride nut-to-butt with him.

[fastfred]

^^^^ last time I tried that he asked for a reach around

[adrenalated]

.........so?

[Toadman]

Your father is a treasure. If he keeps writing emails like that, you need to save them to make a book.

"Letters from fastfred's Dad" Sounds like a Pulitzer Prize waiting to happen.

[fastfred]

Fred, with all the stress in your life lately - crappy employees/contractors, horrible customers, hookups that cry after sex, weird parents…

I suggest you join a Buddhist monastery to reach spiritual fulfillment thru mindful meditation.

I see there is a monastery in Berthoud…maybe they will let you tour

although that may be uncomfortable in a robe and shaved head

ETA - spaced out and forgot to post this for three hrs. I see you’ve gained perspective

Still, don’t rule out the monastery

Best advice so far but my only question is it like being a priest or a nun where your not
Allowed to jerk off

[fastfred]

.........so?

We don't hang out anymore he has new friends

[XXX-er]

I supose i should be more suportive and nurturing

but fack what a drama queen

[SumJongGuy]

If you find a woman who doesn't have at least 2-3 babbling breakdowns a year that's the one there's something wrong with.. The rest are going to be some work upon such ocasions and worth it if they also love you the way you are...

As for the email. Play along and photoshop your ID with something totally ridiculous and see how that goes over..

[fastfred]

^^^ I got that t shirt and I wore it last night wtf are you her?

[TBS]

Best advice so far but my only question is it like being a priest or a nun where your not
Allowed to jerk off

Only if you decide to enter the priesthood.

[adrenalated]

Only if you decide to enter the priesthood.

My knowledge of scripture isn't super solid but I don't think Fred is supposed to enter the priests.

[riser4]

Heh. Mclovin. That who Thing #3 dressed as for Halloween. Printed up an ID. It was hysterical.

[skaredshtles]

...

[old goat]

At the risk of belaboring the obvious, alcohol is the problem here. But you knew that.

[neufox47]

I must admit I had a higher bar in mind when Fred said his life was falling apart. I kinda figured stuff like this was a quarterly occurrence that had forged the man.


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

[BCMtnHound]

I must admit I had a higher bar in mind when Fred said his life was falling apart. I kinda figured stuff like this was a quarterly occurrence that had forged the man.


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

Right?
Nothing a PM to Rontele wouldn’t have solved.

[riser4]

Fred has so much drama he should be in the theater.

[Micol]

Fritz, change your green shop and utahs nver going 2b ok with it

[fastfred]

If you're accompanied to ----------- with this woman you'll need to rent two camels to carry all your stuff. Didn't you tell me that most of the females your age come with a lot of baggage ? And, if you run into the Nigerian prince who wanted to deposit $10,000,000 in my bank account tell him I haven't seen the money yet and would like him to return the $ 5,000 I wired him for handling fees.
Finally, be gentle with --------. He has over 6 feet of snow in his yard.
Dad